CBSS: F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Note to the reader: This episode is a spoof of the Episode 3.18 "The One with the Hypnosis Tape" because it was when Chandler tries to stop smoking hahahahaha
Another note: I've got the picture!
NOTE: HAHAHAHA IGNORE THE PIC! IM KINDA DYSLEXIC SO I DIDNT NOTICE THAT ITS WEIRD BNUCH HAHAHAHAH!!!






List of Characters and their representatives:
(Alphabetical Order)

> Chandler Bing - Harvey Kim (of course, who else? )

> Joey Tribbiani - yeah, I couldn't find anyone for him and since he doesnt do much in this ep, he'll be represented by himself...

> Monica Geller - Lyca D' Lam (coz of that whiny voice hahaha)

> Phoebe Buffay - Annika (because of the weird hippie-ness? haha kidding! u hate peace doncha?)

> Rachel Green - (i dunno, i just told the starbucks guy to write Rachel on my frap so i guess now I'm Rachel?)

> Ross Geller - Paolo U. (coz tall-ish... looking like a smart dude-ishnessicity? he was Ross in starbucks, btw)

Central Perk will still be called Central Perk
A break from tradition, you know?

For those who actually watched this episode, you might get bored.

Let it begin...
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Harvey walked in to the coffee shop, sat down and took out his "stuff" and started to "do" it.
At once, his awesome, brilliant friends who HE SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR HAVING shouted and yelled.
"Hey hey hey hey hey!"
"Quit smoking!"
"What?!" Harvey asked. "I'm troubled!"
"Hey," said Ashley. "I have this friend who listened to this 'hypnosis tape' overnight, and the next day, she quit smoking!"
"Great..."
"I could borrow and it and you should listen to it!"
"Okeydokey."
Harvey "did" it again.
"Could you just stop?" Paolo glared.
"Fine..."
"Thank you."
"... I was...actually...going to the bathroom to smoke there..."
"Haaaayayayyyy..."
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The next day at Central Perk.
"Harvey, Harvey, Harvey!" Ashley came rushing in.
"'What?' says Harvey number one! 'What' says Harvey number two--" Harvey began to joke.
"Oh shut up! Here's the tape!"
She handed it out to him.
Harvey stared at it for a while.
"It doesn't look like gum," he commented.
"Arrrrgh, you and your jokes!" Annika groaned.

Suddenly, her younger brother (fictional, she has a younger sister and older brothers) came in and announced that he was getting married to a lady that is 20 years older than him and walked out of the cafe.

"Well, that was quick..." said Paolo.
"Yeah, I know! I mean, he's only 18 and he's getting MARRIED?!" Annika said in disbelief.
"No... I was talking about his announcement..."
"But c'mon, Annika, if he really loves her, then shouldn't you be happy?" asked Lyca.
"Yeah, I should! But she's like... I just don't want him to marry her!"
"Why is it coz of the age thing?" Paolo asked.
"I'm okay witht the 'age thing', until it starts to put its tongue down my brother's throat!" she freaked out.
* Actual line
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At work, Lyca was serving this chubby guy with spiky hair and a nice moustache named (I'm so sorry, dude, but it SO FITS! The guy in the real episode was chubby, rich and had a goatee!!! this is perfect!) Vince.
He put his tip in the tip box and started to walk out to door when Lyca called him back.
"Excuse me! What the hell is this?"
She held up a check for $20,000.
"I'm sorry," he smiled. "I just don't know how much to tip."
"You're supposed to double the tax, not double the tax of ROMANIA."
*Actual Line
"So can I ask you on a date?"
"What?"
"Will you. Go out. With me?"
"Yeah, sure what the hell..."
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Later that night, Harvey gets ready to sleep and remembers the tape that Ashley gave him to help him quit.
He puts it in and falls asleep.
"Smoking is bad for you health..." it began.
...
"You are a strong, independent woman... and you don't need to smoke..." it repeated over and over again because it stuck.
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The next morning at Central Perk.
"Hey Pao," Annika asked. "You think I'm right, right?"
"About what?" he asked.
"About... not wanting Gio to marry Debra?... Because she's old..."
"Well, if it's what you really think is right, then its right. But you can't stop true love, can you?"
"But... do YOU think they should get married?"
"Well... I think that they should wait. Because this thing could just be a fling, you know?"
"Yeah... Hey!"
"What?"
"Can you try to talk some sense into him?"
"Who, me? Why me?"
"Coz you're experienced in this type of thing!"
"Oh, that's nice."
"No, come on! I mean, you got divorced already..."
"Yeah, because my ex-wife turned out to be LESBIAN!"
"But it still counts!"
"So what? What's the connection between trying to fix your brother?"
"JUST DO IT, PAOLO, OR SO HELP ME I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE AT ANOTHER MARRIAGE EVERRRRR!"
"okay ok.."
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So Paolo goes to Gio's apartment to try to make him change his mind.
"Hey, Gio... uhm.. let's talk."
"Ok, what's up?"
"Uhm... some of us think..." Paolo began. "That.. your marriage is uhm..."
"What?"
"A little... too... weird? You know? I mean, she's like, what, 20 years older than you? I mean, c'mon, you're 18! You're at the top of your game! You've got your whole life ahead of you! Whereas she's... gonna die yeeeeears before you mature!"
"Yeah, I know all that but... Paolo, have you ever been in love?"
"Yeah."
(*Okay this is too weird haha but I have to finish this part.)
"Well, what would you do if... your sister told you she doesnt think you should be together because the woman you love isn't the right age? Or the right look? Or the right personality? Wouldn't you fight like hell and ignore the people just to be with her?"
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"So how did it go?" Annika asked Paolo.
"Oh.. you know..."
"No.. I don't... which is why I'm asking."
"Well.. I told him that... that we thought Debra was too old..."
"And?"
"And he said he loved her..."
"Aaaaand?"
"And I... I... I said if he loved her so much they should get married--PLEASE DONT KILL ME!"
"Why yoooooooooou!!!"
"Aaaaaaaaaah! Not the face! Not the face! Oooooo, not there either..."
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In Lyca's apartment, Ashley and Lyca were watching TV.
"Hey, Ash, I've got a date tonight, don't wait up."
"Oooh, a date? With whoooo?"
"Some guy named Vince. Kinda chubby, spiky hair, nice moustache."
"Wait a second, Vince? The MILLIONARE Vince?"
"Well, yeah, he tipped $20,000 so..."
"OMG Lyca's going out with a millionare!"
"Oh, shut up."
Harvey came in.
"Hey Ash can I borrow your makeup kit?"
"Yeah, why, do you have a scar that needs covering up?"
"No, I just realized that I look HORRIBLE in my office light so I thought I needed more blush and just a slightly darker lip color to accent my mascara..." Harvey said as he looked in the mirror.
"Haha, okaaaay, Harvey," Ashley and Lyca laughed.
"What do you really want?" Lyca asked.
"What are you talking about? I want Ashley's make up kit!"
"Just get to the point of the joke, Harv, I've got a date tonight, I don't wanna be late..."
"Oooooh, a date? With whoooo?"
"Vince the MILLIONARE!" squealed Ashley.
"OMG! I read in Vogue that he's the most fashionable AND richest guy of 2028!"
"Okay, Harv, jokes over," said Ashley as Lyca went to her room to pick out what she was going to wear that night. "Stop acting all--"
"Hey, Ash, what should I wear, the blue or the red?" Lyca asked, holding up both.
"I'd go with the--"
"Totally wear the red, it matches your hair and if you wear the right accessories, you could make it work wonderfully." Harvey observed. "I've got just the right earrings! Wait here..."
Ashley and Lyca looked at each other, alarmed.
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Annika decided to accept the fact that her brother was married this older woman, so she went to Gio's apartment.
"Gio... I guess I was a little unfair to Debra. If you really love her, then you can get married."
"Actually, we already did!" Debra said happily.
"And then we tried for a baby." said Gio.
"Oh."
"But we couldnt."
"Oh thank heavens..."
"So we went to the doctor..."
"Uh-oh."
"And they said we COULD have a baby..."
"Oh, crap."
"... we just need a surrogate mother."
"And I'm guessing..."
"Could it be you?"
"Hm... yeah okay!" Annika agreed suprisingly quickly. "I'd LOVE to be able to say, 'I gave birth to my brother's child.'Awesome!"
*This part didn't actually happen in this episode. I just skipped so that you'd see how weird Phoebe is haha
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On Lyca's date, Vince took her to Rome and ordered pizza.
While those two were having fun, Harvey was preparing to sleep again. They have different time zones so dont get confused.
Ashley snuck in to Harvey's apartment to find out exactly what was making him so gay.
"You are a strong, independent woman..." the tape played.
"Ohhhh... hihihihihihihi.." Ashley laughed. "Hmmmm..."
She removed the tape and voiced over it.
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"Hey guys!" Harvey burst in Lyca's apartment where everybody was having breakfast. "Let's go to the beach!"
"Holy--"
"Is that--?"
"Are you--?"
Ashley laughed uncontrollaby.
Harvey was wearing a red bikini, carrying a beach ball and a surfing board.
"Hey, hot stuff," he winked at Vince. "You wanna rub some sun screen on me?"


THE END


This is for those who didnt watch that episode. You should because its soooooo funny.
Some parts were in the actual episode and some parts I just edited a little bit.

DISCLAIMER or whatever, I saw this on youtube
I do not own FRIENDS or any of the characters, all ideas and stuff belong to Warner Bros. Television, etc. etc.

Harvey if you're wondering where I got Giovanni and Debra, its the real name of Frank Jr and Alice, Giovanni Ribisi and Debra Jo Rupp.

Goodnight!