Harvey's blog is now up! It's really funny and dont forget to read the comments and make some urself!
http://mykhno1.blogspot.com
Friday, May 29, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Announcement
To the Readers,
You probably already know about it but I still feel like I should announce it.
My techno-genius friend Harvey Kim is making his own blog about our (me paolo harvey's) lives.
I think he will begin on the very first day we met haha... ahhhh the memories...
So I'll be testing if the pictures will show...
This is a pic of me, Harvey and Paolo in our dorm haha.. yes, yes.. I know wearing a dress.. but the other clothes were too ugly.
Ahh this is one of my fave pics haha its Paolo and me hanging out in the cafeteria (I guess you can call it that) at the dorm. I think Harvey was doing his assignment at this time...
And this is Harvey eating cereal in the morning. Behind him is the annoying, always smelly Scot Pederson. And yes, Harvey is growing a beard...
Okay! So reminder, these are MY pictures, okay? Harvey's totally a genius in these kinds of things so his would probably be ten times better.
And if only I knew how to work that body shop thingy.. and if only I was able to SUCCESSFULLY download Mods from modthesims2.com!!!
Sigh... anyway.. you're in for a real treat!
The Perfect World by Harvey Kim.
Coming Soon...
:D
See ya~!
Friday, May 22, 2009
Locating Lyca, Bleach battles and Nameless wonders
"Are you sure this is the right apartment?" asked 1 guy.
"Yes, I am sure." said his companion.
They planted a miniature explosive device into the doorknob and stood back.
"3.. 2...1..."
BANG.
The doorknob (quitely) broke off. And the 2 men entered.
They searched around for a while until they found the computer.
"Here it is..."
One of them pressed a butto6n on the CPU and the disc tray popped out. He put in a CD.
The Windows Installer showed.
'Input serial code' it said.
"Give me the box," ordered the guy who was using the computer. He looked at the back then at the front; there was no serial code.
"Stupid pirated CDs!" he cursed. He was about to double click Internet Explorer when..
"Don't!" shouted his companion. "Remember?"
"Oh yeah..." The guy took out his iPod Touch and touched the Safari button.
"Lucky they have wi-fi." he said as he typed in the Google Search: 'A-Intelligence software serial code' .
Few secs later, he copied and pasted the serial code into the Installer.
"Now all we have to do is wait.." he leaned back on the chair while his friend was stealing food from the refridgerator.
'Installation: 1%'
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Lyca sighed.
"I'm done with Kingdom Hearts... what's next?"
She stood up to go back to the drop down menu but on the way, it seemed like she was going in slow motion... or more like... laggy motion.
"What's going on.." she wondered. "Oh! Someone must be using my computer! I'm saved!"
She waited... and waited.. until she gave up and thought..
"Maybe it was just my scheduled scan..."
She sighed again and continued walking back to the drop down menu.
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'Installation: 4%'
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Ashley, Paolo, Harvey and Annika were still at ebay thinking.
"Maybe there's something here that we can buy that will lead us to onemanga.com?" suggested Harvey.
"Maybe... but I'm not really in the mood to spend time looking around..." said Ashley.
"Then we have no choice but to split up."
"I know... but we could lose each other. The world wide web IS a really big web..."
"Hey, I have an idea!" said Paolo. "You guys are still on your own computers right? So try doing other computer stuff. Try starting YM."
Ashley looked up to her control buttons.
"Okay, I'll try."
She climed up the words and buttons until she reached the top. She pressed on6 the minimize button. She appeared at the desktop screen. She then jumped all the way down to the system tray and right handed the small YM icon. Just then her Norton Internet Security popped up and warned the user that something was trying to get into the system and notifying the user that Norton Internet Security will take action immediately and bring the foreign object to QUARANTINE.
"Uh-oh."
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Meanwhile..
"What's taking her so long?" wondered Paolo.
"Maybe her internet is slow." said Harvey.
"Okay, you try now."
Harvey did the same thing but since he didn't have any Antivirus software installed (because he knew how to get rid of viruses manually, being a techno-genius), he was able to move around. He signed in to YM and while waiting, he decided he wanted to listen to some music. So he double left-handed iTunes on his desktop.
But nothing happened.
Apparently, they couldn't do anything in computers as a whole, they could only maneuver around stuff related to internet.
He went back to the ebay page.
"I'm already signed in as invisible and I messaged Ashley, I don't think she was able to go online." said Harvey.
"Hmm... that's weird..."
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'Installation: 17%'
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Ashley was sitting on nothing.
She sighed.
"What's wrong?" asked the Trojan Horse.
"Nothing.. its just... I don't like being stuck with nothing to do."
"Oh, well then... welcome to our lives." said the Worm.
"Yeah, you WERE the one who put as all in here in the first place." said another Trojan Horse.
"Well SO-rry but why do you have to come butting into my computer and making everything slow anyway?"
"It's what we do," said the Worm. "We're like parasites. We need a host to keep us alive!"
"Yeah," nodded the first Trojan Horse. "So we try our best to get into a computer and start living on one of the files there."
Ashley sighed again.
Nobody talked for a while.
"And the only way to get out of here is getting the user to remove you from QUARANTINE, right?" asked Ashley.
"Yep... you got a really good protection for your computer." complimented Trojan Horse #2.
"Thanks. I'm a very important person so.. I need to keep my files safe."
Nobody talked for a while again.
"So what's a human like you... doing in a place like this...?" asked a voice.
Ashley turned around.
Ashley gasped.
"You!"
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'Installation: 33%'
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"Something must've happened when she went to the desktop." said Paolo.
"Well... I know she's really picky about her Antiviruses... Maybe she got a taste of her own medicine... maybe the antivirus locked her up in her own QUARATINE!" laughed A6nnika, joking.
Harvey and Paolo exchanged looks of shock.
"Oh no!"
"It could be!"
"What?" said Annika. "Cool!"
"Ugh, so now we have to find her, too!" said Paolo.
"Not really. We k6now where she is. Let's just get her after we find Lyca."
"And how do you think we do that?"
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'Installation: 50%'
'Please insert Disc 2 to continue installation'
The man put down the turkey sandwich he stole from the fridge and wiped his hands on a towel.
He took the box and put disc 2 in.
"We're halfway there!" he smiled to his part6ner who was watching the flat-scree6n 49" TV.
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"I did6n't k6now I had you!" said Ashley.
"Oh... but you do." the deadliest virus of all time laughed. The CIH virus, also known as Chernobyl or Spacefiller. It was writter by Taiwanese Chen Ing Hau and spread during the late 90's. When a user attempts to remove the CIH, it will immediately crash the computer.
"5But the virus does6n't affect the 6newer Wi6ndows systems! It o6nly affects the older o6nes." said Ashley.
"True.. true.. but that doesn't mean I can't still come into other computers. Its just that I'm not dangerous anymore. But apparently YOUR antivirus thinks otherwise, because it locked me up in this hole with those freaks," he poi6nted at the 2 horses a6nd the worm.
"Hey!"
"But how come I wasn't alerted?"
"Like I said, I'm not dangerous anymore. So no need to bother you about it."
"What were you doing in my computer anyway?"
"Nothing. I move from computer to computer just travelling the world." the CIH sat down on nothing, too. "Then out of nowhere, I get caught for something I did over 2 decades ago."
"Oh... well sorry.. I'll release you once I get out of here."
"Which brings me back to my original question.. what is a human doing in a computer?"
"Long story... something to do with lightning... I don't know... I just want to get out of here."
"There is another way... besides being manually released, you know."
Ashley narrowed her eyes.
"Tell me how."
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'Installation: 99%'
"Hey how come disc 2 was faster loading than disc 1?" asked the 2nd guy after finishing Gossip season finale on TV.
"Because disc 1 was full of scratches thanks to your dropping it this morning!"
'Installation complete.'
The guy clicked 'Run'.
The computer whizzed.
'Please type address'
On the blank, the guy wrote: 'http://onemanga.com'
There was a loading bar.
'Please select from the drop down menu.'
The guy selected 'Bleach'
Another loading...
'Please select A-Intelligence recepient.'
"Hmm.." thought the guy.
Knowig nothing about Bleach, he just randomy picked a character.
'Halibel'
'Settings' > 'Level' = 'godlike' > Disposition = 'agresiv'
"You spelled aggressive wrong." said the guy's friend while sucking on a juice pack.
"Rrr.."
After all the settings were fixed...
The guy cliked 'A-Intelligenize'
'Are you sure you want your A-Intelligence recepient level 'godlike'?' the computer prompted.
'Yes'
Loading...
A-Intelligenizing succesful. Please insert victim filename.'
The guy laughed evilly then typed: 'lycal.hum'
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Lyca was reading the latest Bleach manga (at that time) Bleach 358 King of the Clouds.
When suddenly everything got laggy.
"One blow from the shark and the ice dragon sinks into the sea." said a voice behind her.
Lyca turned around and gasped.
"Halibel???"
In one fluid motion, Halibel drew out her Tiburon charged at Lyca.
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The guy laughed.
"Next..."
'Kuchiki Byakuya' > Level = 'godlike' > Disposition = 'aggressive' > Target victim = 'ashleym.hum'
"Next..."
'Inoue Orihime' > Level = 'godlike' > Disp. = 'aggressive' > Target victim = 'harveyk.hum'
"Next..."
'Soifon' > Level = 'godlike' > Disp. = 'aggressive' > Target victim = 'paolou.hum'
"Haha.. this should be easy..."
'Keigo Asano' > Level = 'baby' > Disp. = 'dimwit' > Target victim = 'annikam.hum'
"That should do it."
The guy laughed. His friend who was sucking on a juice pack stared at him. Then looked down.
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Lyca was running.
Halibel was chasing.
"Omg omg omg omg omg what am I gonna do??" Lyca panted.
"You're next. I'll make you pay for taking their lives." Halibel said.
"What? Whose lives?" then she realized she was saying lines out of the manga.
Then Halibel did one of those.. Proyectil Azul things. And missed Lyca by like, a millimeter.
"Oh, this is SO not how I imagined my death..."
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Harvey, Paolo and Annika were sitting, thinking.
Then lag... then at once, three figures appeared before their eyes.
"Inoue?" said Harvey. "Soifon? And.. I can't remember who you are.." he said to Keigo.
Keigo cried and buried his face.
"Compare us. Between you and me, which of us shines... as the greater warrior?!" yelled Soifon to Paolo.
"Wh-what?!" said Paolo.
She took out her Suzumebachi and charged.
"Run, Paolo!" Harvey yelled.
Paolo did run.
Harvey turned to Inoue who said:
"If I were the rain... that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle... would I be able to bind two hearts together as well?"
Harvey was shocked "WHAT?"
Then he said: "Wait a sec... isn't that a line from the show?"
"Koten Zanshun! I reject!" (haha I remember laughing at this with Paolo)
And Tsubaki comes flying out.
Not knowing what else to do, Harvey raised his hand and swatted Tsubaki like an unwanted fly.
Annika was watching. Then she looked at Keigo.
"Aren't you going to do anything to me?" she asked.
Keigo just sat there crying.
Annika sighed.
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'Error: Could not locate filename 'ashleym.hum'. Please check spelling and try again later.'
"What?" the guy choked on his soda.
The guy's friend came over and read. Then as he turned his head, he glanced at Ashley's computer. Norton Internet Security detected a risk. A risk called... 'ashleym.hum'!
The friend gasped.
He did not tell the other guy.
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Ashley, meanwhile, was with the CIH virus at the door of the QUARANTINE.
"You really think breaking it down will work?"she asked.
"No but we still have to try."
So they both kicked hard. Nothing. They kicked harder and harder and even called the other 3 viruses to come help them.
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"Jinteki Shakusetsu, Suzumebachi." Soifon said.
Suzumebachi becomes something like a glove thingy with a really sharp point.
"Paolo, be careful! If you get hit by that thing twice you're dead!" Harvey yelled from across the webpage.
"Thanks for the heads up!" Paolo yelled back. "P.S. why do you get the easy one?!"
"How should I know?" Harvey yelled back.
Orihime sent another Koten Zanshun thingy and Harvey grabbed the button 'Place bid' and wacked Tsubaki for a home run.
Orihime followed Tsubaki with her eyes.
While she was distracted, Harvey ran at her, knocked her down and took off her hairclips.
"Aha! There!"
He threw it to Annika, who put it on her own hair.
"Ooohh these are nice!"
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The friend of the guy (I guess we can say he's a good guy now) quietly sneaked into Ashley's computer and clicked on the Norton Antivirus icon.
He clicked 'Quarantine' and saw 'ashleym.hum' was there. He released her.
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Just as they were about to kick the door once more, Ashley popped and disappeared.
"Hey, where'd she go?" asked Trojan Horse #2.
CIH virus looked up. "She was released..." he said.
"Ohhh.. good for her!" said the Worm.
Ashley looked around.
"Hey I'm back in the desktop!" she said.
She signed in to YM (not invisible).
Then she went back to the ebay page and saw Harvey and Paolo fighting what looked like..
"Soifon?" she said. "Soifon from BLEACH?"
"Ashley! You're back!" Harvey yelled. "Little help please!"
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While the bad guy was in the bathroom, the good guy went over to Lyca's computer and changed the settings of Kuchiki Byakuya.
'Kuchiki Byakuya' > Level = '1' > Disp. = 'helpful' > Target victim = 'ashleym.hum'
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While Harvey, Ashley and Paolo were battling Soifon...
"Byakuya!" yelled Annika.
"Where?!" Ashley stopped fighting and looked around.
Right there, standing over there, was Byaaaaakuyaaaaa. The coolest, bestest, hottest captain evah!
"Do you enjoy trampling on my pride?" he asked Ashley in that low slow voice he has.
"Yeeeeeee!!" screeched a lovestruck Ashley.
"Shall I teach you the difference between you and I?..."
"Please do!"
"It’s experience. Like the fable of the monkey and the moon. However close he thinks he is to capturing the moon, it’s still just a reflection on the water. When he tries to capture the moon, all he does is sink like a fool."
"Yeeeeeee!!" screeched Ashley again, I don't think she's fully aware of what he's talking about...
(but of course, I do)
"CAN YOU GET HIM TO HELP US?!" yelled Paolo, struggling under the weight of Soifon who was trying to stab him the second time in the face.
"And hurry!" yelled Harvey as he grabbed the 'Place bid' button again and whacked Soifon on the head.
But Ashley was standing lovestruck too much to care.
Then Annika came in and saved the day!
"Hey, Mr. slow-deep-voice-tough-looking-tall-brother-of-Rukia-but-doesn't-show-love-icy-cold-royal-many-flowered-bankai-type-guy!" she said. "Go and destroy Soifon!"
He looked at Annika. Then looked at Soifon who was rubbing her head because of Harvey's 'Place bid' whack.
Looked back at Annika. Then nodded. Then looked back at Soifon.
"God, you're slow..." muttered Annika.
"Bankai, Scatter Senbonzakura Kageyoshi."
Seconds later...
"Slow but strong, eh?" said Annika.
"Phew," Harvey wiped his face with his hanky that he always brings wherever he goes but is never folded. "Now all we have to do is find Lyca and we can then find a way to get outta here."
"But how are we going to get to onemanga?" asked Annika.
Paolo looked at Byakuya.
"Did you come from onemanga?" he asked.
Byakuya looked at him for a while....
Then nodded.
"So... can we like... get a link or something?" asked Harvey.
Byakuya looked at him for a while...
...
then nodded.
"Great, so how?"
He looked at them for a while...
...
"Hurry up!"
...
then he hugged them all. Not really hugged, more like, held on tight. But Ashley thought it was a hug so she yelled, "yeeee!", then from over excitement, fainted.
Byakuya then did that flash step thingy.
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"What the hell is this?" yelled the bad guy. "Did you change the settings?!" he yelled at the good guy.
"Yes, I did. I'm tired of you always making other people's lives so miserable just because yours is!" he said.
The bad guy gasped.
"How DARE you?" he said in a high pitched voice. "That is none of your business!"
"I know about your wife!" threatened the good guy. "I know that she's been seeing the mailman BEHIND your back!"
The bad guy gasped again.
"No you dont!"
"Yes, I DO! And you know what? I'M THE MAILMAN!"
The bad guy gasped.
"OH NO YOU DI-EN'T!"
"Oh yes, I did!"
"You WHORE!"
The good guy (well, I guess now.. not so good guy) gasped.
"Bitch!" he retaliated.
"Slut!"
"Harlot!"
The not so good guy gasped harder.
Then they had a slap-fest on the way out of the condo.
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When they popped into onemanga.com, the first thing they saw was Lyca running towards them.
"Hey!" she stopped. "You made it!" Then remembering that Halibel was chasing her, she turned around and saw her preparing to do the Proyectil Azul.
Lyca ducked and the proyectil azul hit Ashley on the face and woke her up.
"Huh... oh.." she looked around. "Hi, Lyca. Let's get this bitch out of the way then." (talking about Halibel)
After the wonderful and amazing Byakuya did another bankai and saved them all from Halibel...
"Great! So now that we're back together, how do we get out of this place?"
"I dunno.." said Ashley. "I think I wanna stay here... and finish my life with Byaaaakuyaaaa..."
"Not in this lifetime, bitch." Byakuya said, shocking the whole world, by the way.
Then he said, "Scatter, Senbonzakura." and killed all of the WB.
THE END.
Pffff. yeah right, I never die...
Ashley woke up. She looked at the very expensive clock on top of her door. It was 4:32am.
"Haha, it was just a dream? Too bad..."
She got up and went to the kitchen to get a snack.
On her way out of her room, she saw Annika come out of her own room. Also Lyca.
"Hey, why're you awake?" Ashley asked.
"Had a weird dream." said Lyca.
"Me too! About us getting stuck in the internet, haha." said Annika.
"No way! Me too!"
"Ugh. How cliche!"
"I know!"
So they went to the kitched and ate some chicken pie. Mmmm chicken pie....
Knock knock.
"Who's knocking at 4 in the morning?!" yelled Annika.
"Its us! And if you had the exact same dream as we did, then this blog is TOTALLY cliche!" yelled Paolo.
"Omg, you had that dream, too?" asked Annika.
"Yeah! Isnt that weird..."
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"Mwahahahaha!" laughed Nameless. "It works!"
"Mwahaha!" laughed Minion #1. "But why make them do all that stuff just to test if your memory spray works?"
"Because it's more fun that way." snapped Nameless. "And what are you doing here?! I told you to go pick up my dry cleaning!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
THE END.
Copyright Ashley Magz Industries (not a read industry) 2009
Disclaimer: I do not own... lets see.. Bleach, ebay, onemanga, basta every branded thing I mentioned.
"Yes, I am sure." said his companion.
They planted a miniature explosive device into the doorknob and stood back.
"3.. 2...1..."
BANG.
The doorknob (quitely) broke off. And the 2 men entered.
They searched around for a while until they found the computer.
"Here it is..."
One of them pressed a butto6n on the CPU and the disc tray popped out. He put in a CD.
The Windows Installer showed.
'Input serial code' it said.
"Give me the box," ordered the guy who was using the computer. He looked at the back then at the front; there was no serial code.
"Stupid pirated CDs!" he cursed. He was about to double click Internet Explorer when..
"Don't!" shouted his companion. "Remember?"
"Oh yeah..." The guy took out his iPod Touch and touched the Safari button.
"Lucky they have wi-fi." he said as he typed in the Google Search: 'A-Intelligence software serial code' .
Few secs later, he copied and pasted the serial code into the Installer.
"Now all we have to do is wait.." he leaned back on the chair while his friend was stealing food from the refridgerator.
'Installation: 1%'
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Lyca sighed.
"I'm done with Kingdom Hearts... what's next?"
She stood up to go back to the drop down menu but on the way, it seemed like she was going in slow motion... or more like... laggy motion.
"What's going on.." she wondered. "Oh! Someone must be using my computer! I'm saved!"
She waited... and waited.. until she gave up and thought..
"Maybe it was just my scheduled scan..."
She sighed again and continued walking back to the drop down menu.
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'Installation: 4%'
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Ashley, Paolo, Harvey and Annika were still at ebay thinking.
"Maybe there's something here that we can buy that will lead us to onemanga.com?" suggested Harvey.
"Maybe... but I'm not really in the mood to spend time looking around..." said Ashley.
"Then we have no choice but to split up."
"I know... but we could lose each other. The world wide web IS a really big web..."
"Hey, I have an idea!" said Paolo. "You guys are still on your own computers right? So try doing other computer stuff. Try starting YM."
Ashley looked up to her control buttons.
"Okay, I'll try."
She climed up the words and buttons until she reached the top. She pressed on6 the minimize button. She appeared at the desktop screen. She then jumped all the way down to the system tray and right handed the small YM icon. Just then her Norton Internet Security popped up and warned the user that something was trying to get into the system and notifying the user that Norton Internet Security will take action immediately and bring the foreign object to QUARANTINE.
"Uh-oh."
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Meanwhile..
"What's taking her so long?" wondered Paolo.
"Maybe her internet is slow." said Harvey.
"Okay, you try now."
Harvey did the same thing but since he didn't have any Antivirus software installed (because he knew how to get rid of viruses manually, being a techno-genius), he was able to move around. He signed in to YM and while waiting, he decided he wanted to listen to some music. So he double left-handed iTunes on his desktop.
But nothing happened.
Apparently, they couldn't do anything in computers as a whole, they could only maneuver around stuff related to internet.
He went back to the ebay page.
"I'm already signed in as invisible and I messaged Ashley, I don't think she was able to go online." said Harvey.
"Hmm... that's weird..."
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'Installation: 17%'
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Ashley was sitting on nothing.
She sighed.
"What's wrong?" asked the Trojan Horse.
"Nothing.. its just... I don't like being stuck with nothing to do."
"Oh, well then... welcome to our lives." said the Worm.
"Yeah, you WERE the one who put as all in here in the first place." said another Trojan Horse.
"Well SO-rry but why do you have to come butting into my computer and making everything slow anyway?"
"It's what we do," said the Worm. "We're like parasites. We need a host to keep us alive!"
"Yeah," nodded the first Trojan Horse. "So we try our best to get into a computer and start living on one of the files there."
Ashley sighed again.
Nobody talked for a while.
"And the only way to get out of here is getting the user to remove you from QUARANTINE, right?" asked Ashley.
"Yep... you got a really good protection for your computer." complimented Trojan Horse #2.
"Thanks. I'm a very important person so.. I need to keep my files safe."
Nobody talked for a while again.
"So what's a human like you... doing in a place like this...?" asked a voice.
Ashley turned around.
Ashley gasped.
"You!"
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'Installation: 33%'
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"Something must've happened when she went to the desktop." said Paolo.
"Well... I know she's really picky about her Antiviruses... Maybe she got a taste of her own medicine... maybe the antivirus locked her up in her own QUARATINE!" laughed A6nnika, joking.
Harvey and Paolo exchanged looks of shock.
"Oh no!"
"It could be!"
"What?" said Annika. "Cool!"
"Ugh, so now we have to find her, too!" said Paolo.
"Not really. We k6now where she is. Let's just get her after we find Lyca."
"And how do you think we do that?"
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'Installation: 50%'
'Please insert Disc 2 to continue installation'
The man put down the turkey sandwich he stole from the fridge and wiped his hands on a towel.
He took the box and put disc 2 in.
"We're halfway there!" he smiled to his part6ner who was watching the flat-scree6n 49" TV.
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"I did6n't k6now I had you!" said Ashley.
"Oh... but you do." the deadliest virus of all time laughed. The CIH virus, also known as Chernobyl or Spacefiller. It was writter by Taiwanese Chen Ing Hau and spread during the late 90's. When a user attempts to remove the CIH, it will immediately crash the computer.
"5But the virus does6n't affect the 6newer Wi6ndows systems! It o6nly affects the older o6nes." said Ashley.
"True.. true.. but that doesn't mean I can't still come into other computers. Its just that I'm not dangerous anymore. But apparently YOUR antivirus thinks otherwise, because it locked me up in this hole with those freaks," he poi6nted at the 2 horses a6nd the worm.
"Hey!"
"But how come I wasn't alerted?"
"Like I said, I'm not dangerous anymore. So no need to bother you about it."
"What were you doing in my computer anyway?"
"Nothing. I move from computer to computer just travelling the world." the CIH sat down on nothing, too. "Then out of nowhere, I get caught for something I did over 2 decades ago."
"Oh... well sorry.. I'll release you once I get out of here."
"Which brings me back to my original question.. what is a human doing in a computer?"
"Long story... something to do with lightning... I don't know... I just want to get out of here."
"There is another way... besides being manually released, you know."
Ashley narrowed her eyes.
"Tell me how."
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'Installation: 99%'
"Hey how come disc 2 was faster loading than disc 1?" asked the 2nd guy after finishing Gossip season finale on TV.
"Because disc 1 was full of scratches thanks to your dropping it this morning!"
'Installation complete.'
The guy clicked 'Run'.
The computer whizzed.
'Please type address'
On the blank, the guy wrote: 'http://onemanga.com'
There was a loading bar.
'Please select from the drop down menu.'
The guy selected 'Bleach'
Another loading...
'Please select A-Intelligence recepient.'
"Hmm.." thought the guy.
Knowig nothing about Bleach, he just randomy picked a character.
'Halibel'
'Settings' > 'Level' = 'godlike' > Disposition = 'agresiv'
"You spelled aggressive wrong." said the guy's friend while sucking on a juice pack.
"Rrr.."
After all the settings were fixed...
The guy cliked 'A-Intelligenize'
'Are you sure you want your A-Intelligence recepient level 'godlike'?' the computer prompted.
'Yes'
Loading...
A-Intelligenizing succesful. Please insert victim filename.'
The guy laughed evilly then typed: 'lycal.hum'
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Lyca was reading the latest Bleach manga (at that time) Bleach 358 King of the Clouds.
When suddenly everything got laggy.
"One blow from the shark and the ice dragon sinks into the sea." said a voice behind her.
Lyca turned around and gasped.
"Halibel???"
In one fluid motion, Halibel drew out her Tiburon charged at Lyca.
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The guy laughed.
"Next..."
'Kuchiki Byakuya' > Level = 'godlike' > Disposition = 'aggressive' > Target victim = 'ashleym.hum'
"Next..."
'Inoue Orihime' > Level = 'godlike' > Disp. = 'aggressive' > Target victim = 'harveyk.hum'
"Next..."
'Soifon' > Level = 'godlike' > Disp. = 'aggressive' > Target victim = 'paolou.hum'
"Haha.. this should be easy..."
'Keigo Asano' > Level = 'baby' > Disp. = 'dimwit' > Target victim = 'annikam.hum'
"That should do it."
The guy laughed. His friend who was sucking on a juice pack stared at him. Then looked down.
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Lyca was running.
Halibel was chasing.
"Omg omg omg omg omg what am I gonna do??" Lyca panted.
"You're next. I'll make you pay for taking their lives." Halibel said.
"What? Whose lives?" then she realized she was saying lines out of the manga.
Then Halibel did one of those.. Proyectil Azul things. And missed Lyca by like, a millimeter.
"Oh, this is SO not how I imagined my death..."
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Harvey, Paolo and Annika were sitting, thinking.
Then lag... then at once, three figures appeared before their eyes.
"Inoue?" said Harvey. "Soifon? And.. I can't remember who you are.." he said to Keigo.
Keigo cried and buried his face.
"Compare us. Between you and me, which of us shines... as the greater warrior?!" yelled Soifon to Paolo.
"Wh-what?!" said Paolo.
She took out her Suzumebachi and charged.
"Run, Paolo!" Harvey yelled.
Paolo did run.
Harvey turned to Inoue who said:
"If I were the rain... that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle... would I be able to bind two hearts together as well?"
Harvey was shocked "WHAT?"
Then he said: "Wait a sec... isn't that a line from the show?"
"Koten Zanshun! I reject!" (haha I remember laughing at this with Paolo)
And Tsubaki comes flying out.
Not knowing what else to do, Harvey raised his hand and swatted Tsubaki like an unwanted fly.
Annika was watching. Then she looked at Keigo.
"Aren't you going to do anything to me?" she asked.
Keigo just sat there crying.
Annika sighed.
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'Error: Could not locate filename 'ashleym.hum'. Please check spelling and try again later.'
"What?" the guy choked on his soda.
The guy's friend came over and read. Then as he turned his head, he glanced at Ashley's computer. Norton Internet Security detected a risk. A risk called... 'ashleym.hum'!
The friend gasped.
He did not tell the other guy.
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Ashley, meanwhile, was with the CIH virus at the door of the QUARANTINE.
"You really think breaking it down will work?"she asked.
"No but we still have to try."
So they both kicked hard. Nothing. They kicked harder and harder and even called the other 3 viruses to come help them.
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"Jinteki Shakusetsu, Suzumebachi." Soifon said.
Suzumebachi becomes something like a glove thingy with a really sharp point.
"Paolo, be careful! If you get hit by that thing twice you're dead!" Harvey yelled from across the webpage.
"Thanks for the heads up!" Paolo yelled back. "P.S. why do you get the easy one?!"
"How should I know?" Harvey yelled back.
Orihime sent another Koten Zanshun thingy and Harvey grabbed the button 'Place bid' and wacked Tsubaki for a home run.
Orihime followed Tsubaki with her eyes.
While she was distracted, Harvey ran at her, knocked her down and took off her hairclips.
"Aha! There!"
He threw it to Annika, who put it on her own hair.
"Ooohh these are nice!"
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The friend of the guy (I guess we can say he's a good guy now) quietly sneaked into Ashley's computer and clicked on the Norton Antivirus icon.
He clicked 'Quarantine' and saw 'ashleym.hum' was there. He released her.
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Just as they were about to kick the door once more, Ashley popped and disappeared.
"Hey, where'd she go?" asked Trojan Horse #2.
CIH virus looked up. "She was released..." he said.
"Ohhh.. good for her!" said the Worm.
Ashley looked around.
"Hey I'm back in the desktop!" she said.
She signed in to YM (not invisible).
Then she went back to the ebay page and saw Harvey and Paolo fighting what looked like..
"Soifon?" she said. "Soifon from BLEACH?"
"Ashley! You're back!" Harvey yelled. "Little help please!"
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While the bad guy was in the bathroom, the good guy went over to Lyca's computer and changed the settings of Kuchiki Byakuya.
'Kuchiki Byakuya' > Level = '1' > Disp. = 'helpful' > Target victim = 'ashleym.hum'
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While Harvey, Ashley and Paolo were battling Soifon...
"Byakuya!" yelled Annika.
"Where?!" Ashley stopped fighting and looked around.
Right there, standing over there, was Byaaaaakuyaaaaa. The coolest, bestest, hottest captain evah!
"Do you enjoy trampling on my pride?" he asked Ashley in that low slow voice he has.
"Yeeeeeee!!" screeched a lovestruck Ashley.
"Shall I teach you the difference between you and I?..."
"Please do!"
"It’s experience. Like the fable of the monkey and the moon. However close he thinks he is to capturing the moon, it’s still just a reflection on the water. When he tries to capture the moon, all he does is sink like a fool."
"Yeeeeeee!!" screeched Ashley again, I don't think she's fully aware of what he's talking about...
(but of course, I do)
"CAN YOU GET HIM TO HELP US?!" yelled Paolo, struggling under the weight of Soifon who was trying to stab him the second time in the face.
"And hurry!" yelled Harvey as he grabbed the 'Place bid' button again and whacked Soifon on the head.
But Ashley was standing lovestruck too much to care.
Then Annika came in and saved the day!
"Hey, Mr. slow-deep-voice-tough-looking-tall-brother-of-Rukia-but-doesn't-show-love-icy-cold-royal-many-flowered-bankai-type-guy!" she said. "Go and destroy Soifon!"
He looked at Annika. Then looked at Soifon who was rubbing her head because of Harvey's 'Place bid' whack.
Looked back at Annika. Then nodded. Then looked back at Soifon.
"God, you're slow..." muttered Annika.
"Bankai, Scatter Senbonzakura Kageyoshi."
Seconds later...
"Slow but strong, eh?" said Annika.
"Phew," Harvey wiped his face with his hanky that he always brings wherever he goes but is never folded. "Now all we have to do is find Lyca and we can then find a way to get outta here."
"But how are we going to get to onemanga?" asked Annika.
Paolo looked at Byakuya.
"Did you come from onemanga?" he asked.
Byakuya looked at him for a while....
Then nodded.
"So... can we like... get a link or something?" asked Harvey.
Byakuya looked at him for a while...
...
then nodded.
"Great, so how?"
He looked at them for a while...
...
"Hurry up!"
...
then he hugged them all. Not really hugged, more like, held on tight. But Ashley thought it was a hug so she yelled, "yeeee!", then from over excitement, fainted.
Byakuya then did that flash step thingy.
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"What the hell is this?" yelled the bad guy. "Did you change the settings?!" he yelled at the good guy.
"Yes, I did. I'm tired of you always making other people's lives so miserable just because yours is!" he said.
The bad guy gasped.
"How DARE you?" he said in a high pitched voice. "That is none of your business!"
"I know about your wife!" threatened the good guy. "I know that she's been seeing the mailman BEHIND your back!"
The bad guy gasped again.
"No you dont!"
"Yes, I DO! And you know what? I'M THE MAILMAN!"
The bad guy gasped.
"OH NO YOU DI-EN'T!"
"Oh yes, I did!"
"You WHORE!"
The good guy (well, I guess now.. not so good guy) gasped.
"Bitch!" he retaliated.
"Slut!"
"Harlot!"
The not so good guy gasped harder.
Then they had a slap-fest on the way out of the condo.
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When they popped into onemanga.com, the first thing they saw was Lyca running towards them.
"Hey!" she stopped. "You made it!" Then remembering that Halibel was chasing her, she turned around and saw her preparing to do the Proyectil Azul.
Lyca ducked and the proyectil azul hit Ashley on the face and woke her up.
"Huh... oh.." she looked around. "Hi, Lyca. Let's get this bitch out of the way then." (talking about Halibel)
After the wonderful and amazing Byakuya did another bankai and saved them all from Halibel...
"Great! So now that we're back together, how do we get out of this place?"
"I dunno.." said Ashley. "I think I wanna stay here... and finish my life with Byaaaakuyaaaa..."
"Not in this lifetime, bitch." Byakuya said, shocking the whole world, by the way.
Then he said, "Scatter, Senbonzakura." and killed all of the WB.
THE END.
Pffff. yeah right, I never die...
Ashley woke up. She looked at the very expensive clock on top of her door. It was 4:32am.
"Haha, it was just a dream? Too bad..."
She got up and went to the kitchen to get a snack.
On her way out of her room, she saw Annika come out of her own room. Also Lyca.
"Hey, why're you awake?" Ashley asked.
"Had a weird dream." said Lyca.
"Me too! About us getting stuck in the internet, haha." said Annika.
"No way! Me too!"
"Ugh. How cliche!"
"I know!"
So they went to the kitched and ate some chicken pie. Mmmm chicken pie....
Knock knock.
"Who's knocking at 4 in the morning?!" yelled Annika.
"Its us! And if you had the exact same dream as we did, then this blog is TOTALLY cliche!" yelled Paolo.
"Omg, you had that dream, too?" asked Annika.
"Yeah! Isnt that weird..."
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"Mwahahahaha!" laughed Nameless. "It works!"
"Mwahaha!" laughed Minion #1. "But why make them do all that stuff just to test if your memory spray works?"
"Because it's more fun that way." snapped Nameless. "And what are you doing here?! I told you to go pick up my dry cleaning!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
THE END.
Copyright Ashley Magz Industries (not a read industry) 2009
Disclaimer: I do not own... lets see.. Bleach, ebay, onemanga, basta every branded thing I mentioned.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
The One where we all get sucked into the internet
I dont know how this idea got into my head...
For future references, I do not own ANY of the website I am about to talk about. I only own The Misadventures of the Weird Bunch. Copyright 2009 Ashley Magz Ind. (still. Not a real Industry)
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It was an ordinary late summer afternoon... rain was pounding on the roof although we couldn't hear the roof because we live in a condo...
anyway..
it was signal number 9 (there is such a thing in the future) so all work and school were cancelled for that day and the Weird Bunch had nothing to do...
"Sigh..." Annika sighed. "I'm bored."
"Me, too." said Lyca.
"Go online then, like me." suggested Ashley. "I'm trying out facebook." (I actually AM doing that right now!!)
And since we're all super duper frikkin rich, all three of us have our own computers and laptops.
"I already have a facebook," said Annika. "So I'll just go online shopping."
"I'll read mangas." said Lyca.
"As usual..."
On the other side of the hallway...
"Harvey! Stop watching Grey's Anatomy and help me arrange the fridge!" screamed Paolo over the rain. "Besides! Grey's Anatomy is like, soooo decades ago!"
"Whatever...!" yelled Harvey. "Fine I'll stop but I won't help you with the fridge!"
"What are you gonna do then?"
"I'll go online and search for gossip on omg.yahoo.com!" he yelled back.
"Ooh! I'll go online, too and search on how to fix the fridge!"
(P.S. I know we're rich and you must be thinking, we can just call a repairman to fix it, but hellooo its signal number 9! haha)
So Ashley was in Facebook, Annika was on ebay, Lyca was in onemanga.com (the only one I know), Harvey was in omg! and Paolo was on YouTube looking for ways to fix the fridge.
So in the midst of their onlining, a massive jolt of energy in the form of a lightning bolt shot at the satelite dish on top of their building and SOMEHOW being the only 5 people in that building using the internet, they all got zapped in.
Unforch, they were zapped in to different websites so they have to find their way out on their own..
Let's do this alphabetically, shall we? Last name-alphabetically.
First off is.. Kim! Here we go..
"What the F?" said Harvey. "Why am I on the omg! page??"'
He look to his right and saw a picture of Tom Hanks with the title, "Hank lends voice, expertise to WWII museum doc" (this is actually there!!) he read, or entered, the article and followed the link to 'The Obamas, Bono, Zac Efron Named Time's 'Most Influential People in the World' and went through 'J.K. Rowling' and-- wait!
If you're wondering why in the future these current events are still on, its because... I have no explanation. Its just the way it is.
and from J.K. Rowling to another celeb and another celeb and another celeb... then he started to worry how the HELL is he going to get back to the real world. So he decided to find a way to change the website. He looked up to where the address bar should be and nothing. So... he arrived to a point that LINKS where the only way to get to different websites. So once he found the link, he would send out a message... but to who? Duh Ashley Paolo Annika Lyca! So he set off link after link, celebrity after celebrity, finding out lots of stuff... RIP Adam Cook....
Lam.
Lyca oppened her eyes and found herself face to face with none other than Kurosaki Ichigo! But! He was black and white and not moving and he was reeeeally huge. And loads of lines and words and stuff...
Lyca climbed up the page and said..
"Woah. I got sucked into the internet..."
Unfortunately for her, the possibility of finding a link from an anime manga site to.. lets say.. yahoo mail or friendster, was totally impossible. She had no way of contacting others!
She decided to finish up the page first...
"Oh, wow. Shocking."
And then she clicked and clicked trying to find a link that will take her home...
My turn!
So me, I got sucked into an easy place. Facebook, I could just post anything on anyone's "WALL" and help would be coming soon. Sensing that this wasnt such a terrible ordeal for me, I searched around the menu bars and everything (the address bar was locked for dramatic effect) and put facebook on her favorites page.
She thought...
"Hmm.. I dont think I could be the only one who got sucked in here... which means Annika and Lyca are here, too!" she said. "Ugh. They're hopeless without me. I must, I must, I must find them!"
She thought more..
"So I know Annika was shopping... most likely ebay... Lyca... tsss obvioulsy onemanga.. but what about Harvey and Paolo? Could they be... if its Harvey, so obviously omg! But Paolo... he doesnt really go online much..."
She stood up. (She's sitting on a checkbox hihihihi)
"I should find those I'm sure are here first. Annika before Lyca. Because she's more hopeless, no offense..."
So Ashley began her journey looking for the others.
Annika's turn.
"What the-- sweet mother of--F-ing--bitch!" she said. '
She was surrounded by different types of Jimmy Choo shoes.
"I'm in heaven!"
She tried to grab at one and there was a "click"sound. The whole background became white and the details of the bag started showing.
"Oooh! Let's place a bid..."
So she started her online shopping... still not caring about the fact that shes sucked into the internet...
She paid with Harvey's Muster Card (haha i cant stop laughing at it) and went on looking for Gucci stuff...
Paolo was on YouTube so and he had just finished loading the Refridgerator Repair video and he sat on the Play button.
As the video was playing in bad quality behind his back, he looked around and at once realized the situation. He was sucked into the internet. And he knew Harvey was, too. So he had to choose whether to stay or to go and find Harvey and find their way out together. He decided to just think for a while. And while thinking, he searched on YouTube for a video about being sucked into the internet, maybe that could help...
Now I'll explain how we all found each other.
Harvey was still surfing through gossip websites when he finally found a link that could set him free. He found a link to Lindsay Lohan's facebook! Knowing that Ashley was recently starting her facebook era, he immediately clicked it and whirled off to facebook... then he searched for the Ashley he knew from about a bajillion Ashleys on facebook...
Lyca, still at onemanga, knew there was no way to contact Ashley or Lyca from the website she was currently in. And it would take days if she would go link to link looking for a way out... so she decided to put her faith in the idea that Ashley and the others would find her. So she thought.. if I'm gone for a few days, people would know I was missing, duh! And they would go inside the apartment and find three girls stuck in their desktop monitors! So I should just wait and finish the manga...
Paolo, still on YouTube, finished thinking. To find Harvey, he would have to find a way to get to a gossip website.
"Easy," he said. "I'll just type in the search box 'Omg! yahoo' and I would eventually find a video that has a link to it!"
So he started his search, not knowing that he was just totally making the search worse..
Annika, still shopping..
Harvey finally found Ashley's facebook page, excited, he looked around for a place to put a comment. And he was surprised to see somebody sitting on the 'Share' button.
"Ash?!" he yelled.
Interrupted from her thinking, Ashley looked up.
"Hey! I didn't know you were online!" she said.
"Oh, my God! It's so hard to get around the internet without the address bar!"
"Yeah. I was here thinking how to get to the others."
"Others?"
"Annika and Lyca are here, too!"
"Oh! So is Paolo!"
"Do you know where he is?"
"Uhm.. yeah he said he was looking for refridgerator videos--"
"What?"
"Long story. Anyway, he'd be on YouTube. Where are the girls?"
"Annika possibly on ebay or any other shopping website. Lyca, duh."
"Yeah, onemanga. Haha."
"Yeah."
"So who should we find first?"
"Well.. Annika's obviously clueless.. no offense. But... theres a possibility that shes SO clueless she would just stay there and shop all day... but she could also be SO clueless that she wanders off into a totally different website."
"Hmmm..."
"And Lyca. Well... she would eventually find out about the whole 'travelling through links' thing... but I really doubt onemanga has any links that would take her out of there..."
"Yeah.. and Paolo..."
"Well, Paolo's smart. He would obviously try to find you and-- oh no!!"
"What?"
"He's gonna go to omg! He's gonna look for you!"
"Oh... but... I'm not there."
"Ya think?? Omg is a fairly huge website.. and he has no idea you're here in Facebook! What made you go here anyway?"
"Well... I knew you were starting up so.. If I put a comment or something you would see it."
"Hm.. do you think Paolo would do something like that?"
"I dunno.. he obviously wanted to find me first."
"Awww how sweet. So should we go back to omg or what? Did you save it in your favorites?"
"Ugh! I totally forgot!"
"Ugh!" ugh-ed Ashley. "Can you press Back?"
"I don't know... aren't I like, in YOUR page now?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well... we merged. So... I don't have my page anymore?"
"Hmm.. maybe if you leave my page, you will."
"So we split up?"
"I don't think its a good idea..."
"Hmm.. we should find Paolo first. Then Annika, then Lyca."
"Okay. So we go to omg?"
"Hmm... we could... start up a rumor... then it would be posted on omg!... and Paolo would see it and know we're here!"
"But that would take a long time..."
"So would finding a link to omg then looking all over for him!"
"Hmmm..."
Think. Think. Think...
"Can we really start a rumor here on facebook?" asked Harvey.
"Yeah. We could create an account and start up false stuff about really famous celebrities..."
"Okay. Let's try that first... then... if by 10 o'clock, Paolo hasnt arrived or given us a message yet, we go look for him."
"What? No. That's too risky, we're relying on luck!"
"But we can't wait forever! We need something quick!"
"Then..."
Think... Think... (I am actually thinking myself...)
Meanwhile, on ebay.
"Ugh.. all this shopping makes me really tired." said Annika. "Oh wait! I should get the other guys something, too. Especially Harvey. He IS paying for all this stuff..."
Then she realized.
"Oh! The OTHER guys! I wonder if they're stuck here, too..." she thought. "Well... I'm sure if I was the only one who got sucked in, Lyca and Ashley would know and they would try to send me a message... so I guess they're both in here, too!"
Then she thinked (?) or thunk (?) as much as she could...
"Oh! I've got an idea!" she stood up from a 'Place Bid' button. "I'll spend and spend and spend! Until Harvey gets a call from his bank telling him he exceeded the limit!"
So she went off, shopping and shopping even more...
In onemanga..
"Cool..." said Lyca as she was still reading. "Awww.." she reached the end of this week's Bleach manga.
"There's nothing else to read..." climbed to the huge drop-down list. "Hmmm.."
She jumped down, dragging the scrollbar of the drop-down list.
"Ah! Kingdom Hearts! It's been a long time..."
Meanwhile, Paolo was already on his way to omg...
LUCKILY or... somewhat unluckily, he was using his laptop at that time and... well, you know... battery dead...
So now what, you ask.
Well, even though the computer was shut, that doesn't mean that Paolo was removed. It just meant that he was no longer connected to his laptop... he had to get out some other way.
Paolo realized his laptop ran out when the menu bars and the status bar and the taskbar all disappeared.
He knew his only chance was to find Harvey and get out through his computer.
But unfortunately, again, he could NOT move from his current area because, he's no longer in an internet BROWSER. He was now.. IN the internet itself.
What terrible luck it was that Ashley and Harvey still did not realize that Paolo's laptop could, at any moment, lose battery power.
They were still at facebook, thinking... thinking... (I already actually found something.. but still want the effect.)
Lightbulb!
Ashley stood up and climbed up to the address bar.
"It won't work, remember?" called Harvey.
Ashley did not answer. She climbed up until she was level with the address bar and she ran to her left/viewer's right to the black arrow pointing down.
She pushed.
You know that annoying sound that indicated an error or something? The one like.. TUNGK or something? Well, that sounded. Obviously you cant bring down the history.
"Ugh!" said Ashley, disappointed.
"Oh.. you were trying to get to the history?"
"Yeah. But good thing I have plan B.."
She jumped down and walked over to a couple of buttons... and tadaa! The list at the left side appeared, with all the websites she's visited.
But unfortunately... she put in her Internet Options, days to keep pages in history: 0.
So the list was empty.
"Ugh..." said Harvey. "Awww, man!"
"Aarrgh!" said Ashley. "WHY do I always do that??"
Harvey sighed.. and he sat back down on the Share button and started going back to thinking.
"Wait a second..." Ashley walked to the yellow star. "Favorites!""
Harvey looked up.
"What?"
"Favorites! I remember I saved the video of Sims 2 Death Note (I really did watch it, but I didnt save it) there!"
"So? I thought Paolo was in omg?"
"Are we really sure?"
"What? You were the one who said he was gonna look for me!"
"Yeah but now I'm not so sure."
"What?" Harvey said with his high squeaky voice. "Hoo-what!?"
"What what?" Ashley asked.
"I'm not worth saving??" he squeaked.
"Ugh. Let's not have this conversation right now..."
She pushed the star and the list came.
"Harvey," she said. "We're goin' to YouTube."
Paolo meanwhile, was still wondering how come the green loading thingy at the bottom disappeared. This usually happened when somebody pressed the red X button...
He concluded that he was stuck. LUCKILY (no, really, its lucky this time.) he was stuck in youtube. Well, he didnt think that was lucky because if there was a chance Harvey was looking for him, too, there was no way Harvey would think of going to a video entitled.. (holy cow! I totally just saw a REAL video with the link to omg.yahoo.com!) OMG... U HAVE TO READ.. NEWS NILEY/NELNA that was 45 seconds long.
Paolo then thought that it was the end of his time on Earth... he just sad there.. reading the comments... waiting and hoping... just like what Lyca was doing.
So two down, three to go.
Annika sat back down.
"Aw mah gawd..." she said. "I never thought I would ever say... I am tired of shopping!"
She took off her stilettos and rubbed her feet.
"Ugh! My feet are aching!" she sobbed. "How much money does Harvey even HAVE?? Why doesnt this stupid Muster Card run out???"
So she thought...
"Hmmm... what can I buy that's really really expensive? So that I can get this over with and wait for them to save me..."
Lightbulb!
"I got it!"
So she bought Harvey 3 limos, a house in the Bahamas, 2 private jets and a roller coaster.
She was in the middle of buying the Knicks (basketball team) when the error appeared. Harvey lost all his money.
"Yaaaay! Now all I have to do is wait..."
So now three down, Harvey and Ashley are now the only ones on the move.
Harvey was laughing.
"Hahaha!"
"Are you done yet? Let's go!"
"But L really looks like L!" he was talking about the Sims2 Death Note that Ashley saved in her favorites. "And they always beat up Near! The guy shouldve made him a child instead of an adult..."
"Let's go!"
So they jumped to the top of the video and hopped up to the input box.
They both typed (well, in the case of being stuck on the internet, they WROTE) omg! yahoo
The results came at once.
Luckily! They found it instantly. The 45second video entitled OMG... U HAVE TO READ... NEWS NILEY/NELNA.. because the description read "OMG DONT SAY I JUST WROTE THIS MY SELF CUZ HERE IS THE LINK omg.yahoo.com ... "
"Well, that was easy." said Harvey.
They jumped and landed on the link. Click.
They saw Paolo sitting on the 'Next' button at the bottom of the Comments section.
"Hey!" he said as he saw them.
"Hey!" said Harvey.
"Hey." said Ashley.
"How did you know I was here?" asked Paolo. "And I didnt know you were in here, too." he said to Ashley.
"Uh-huh. Lucky guess." said Ashley. "Let's go! We have to find the 2 girls!"
"Oh, there here, too? Do you know where?"
"Yeah, she thinks Lycas in--"
"Onemanga. Duh. But where's Annika?" interrupted Paolo.
"Possibly ebay. Or any other shopping place."
Then Harvey heard a "pssss" sound and something came up from the bottom of the screen.
"... 1 New Message..." he read out loud.
"What?"
"Didnt you see that?" he pointed. "It said 1 New Message..."
"It must be from your own computer!" said Ashley. "So we DON'T share..."
"Who was the message from?" asked Paolo.
"I dunno, it would fit but I saw M-U-S-T... then dot dot dot."
"Must?" asked Paolo.
"Muster card!" yelled Ashley.
"Oh!" Harvey said. Then.. "Oh!!! Annika has my Muster Card!"
"That's it! It proves she's on ebay or any shopping network!" said Paolo. "Oh, and sorry, Harvey. She obviously used up all your money..."
"Wha... w.."
But Ashley was already beside the yellow star.
"It's okay, Harvey. You'll get it back. Good thing I was looking for season tickets on ebay!"
Lyca sighed.
"Its been sooooo long..." she said to herself. "I wonder if they're even coming... and even if they want to, how will they? There's no way to use the address bar..."
She sighed again.
"Now another manga..."
Annika, on the other hand, was quite happy about her predicament.
"Hmmm... I wonder when they're coming to rescue me..."
She looked at her expensive watch.
"Just a few minutes..."
She hummed "Baby got back".
I know what you're wondering... if shes only a singer at bars and restaurants, how can she afford an expensive watch, right? Easy. Muster Card...
And by the way, in order to move Paolo from the YouTube website, they had to remove him from the source so they went to notepad and searched the whole document (i dunno if you can call it that) for the word Paolo and they found 'paolou.hum' and highlighted it by rubbing it with their hands and right clicking (or right HANDing) and left clicking (left HANDing) Cut. Then they pasted him on the ebay website.
"So if I were Annika, where would I shop?" asked Harvey. "Using MY Muster Card."
"Well.. she obviously wanted to spend as much money as she could, so that the bank would alert you faster." Ashley said as Paolo shook his head many times to get rid of the Cut & Paste feeling. "So she would, like, buy cars... planes... HOUSES..."
"Hmmm.. she's more of a limo person. Let's go look..."
"So they searched and searched, cutting and pasting Paolo everywhere until he said, "You know what? Just paste me when we meet her."
So they found a limo that someone recently won the bid for, the username was 'sirbucksalot',
"Is that her?" asked Ashley, surprised.
"No, its me." said Harvey.
"Tsss.. you're so mayabang.."
"What? No, she made it for me!"
"Oh..."
So they clicked the name.
"Recent buy... woah! A roller coaster! Oh look, she tried to buy the Knicks! I guess thats where the bank cut her off!"
"Cut ME off." corrected Harvey.
"Whatever... lets just go there."
"Hmmm..." said Annika. "Who are those 2 people approaching me?"
"Annika!" yelled Harvey.
"Oh! It's Harvey and Ashley!"
"Hey! Great! We found you!"
Harvey right handed and Pasted.
"Hi, Annika!" said Paolo.
"Hey! Where's Lyca?"
"We're on our way to get her."
WILL the Weird Bunch be able to get her? Find out on the next episode!
Bye
For future references, I do not own ANY of the website I am about to talk about. I only own The Misadventures of the Weird Bunch. Copyright 2009 Ashley Magz Ind. (still. Not a real Industry)
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It was an ordinary late summer afternoon... rain was pounding on the roof although we couldn't hear the roof because we live in a condo...
anyway..
it was signal number 9 (there is such a thing in the future) so all work and school were cancelled for that day and the Weird Bunch had nothing to do...
"Sigh..." Annika sighed. "I'm bored."
"Me, too." said Lyca.
"Go online then, like me." suggested Ashley. "I'm trying out facebook." (I actually AM doing that right now!!)
And since we're all super duper frikkin rich, all three of us have our own computers and laptops.
"I already have a facebook," said Annika. "So I'll just go online shopping."
"I'll read mangas." said Lyca.
"As usual..."
On the other side of the hallway...
"Harvey! Stop watching Grey's Anatomy and help me arrange the fridge!" screamed Paolo over the rain. "Besides! Grey's Anatomy is like, soooo decades ago!"
"Whatever...!" yelled Harvey. "Fine I'll stop but I won't help you with the fridge!"
"What are you gonna do then?"
"I'll go online and search for gossip on omg.yahoo.com!" he yelled back.
"Ooh! I'll go online, too and search on how to fix the fridge!"
(P.S. I know we're rich and you must be thinking, we can just call a repairman to fix it, but hellooo its signal number 9! haha)
So Ashley was in Facebook, Annika was on ebay, Lyca was in onemanga.com (the only one I know), Harvey was in omg! and Paolo was on YouTube looking for ways to fix the fridge.
So in the midst of their onlining, a massive jolt of energy in the form of a lightning bolt shot at the satelite dish on top of their building and SOMEHOW being the only 5 people in that building using the internet, they all got zapped in.
Unforch, they were zapped in to different websites so they have to find their way out on their own..
Let's do this alphabetically, shall we? Last name-alphabetically.
First off is.. Kim! Here we go..
"What the F?" said Harvey. "Why am I on the omg! page??"'
He look to his right and saw a picture of Tom Hanks with the title, "Hank lends voice, expertise to WWII museum doc" (this is actually there!!) he read, or entered, the article and followed the link to 'The Obamas, Bono, Zac Efron Named Time's 'Most Influential People in the World' and went through 'J.K. Rowling' and-- wait!
If you're wondering why in the future these current events are still on, its because... I have no explanation. Its just the way it is.
and from J.K. Rowling to another celeb and another celeb and another celeb... then he started to worry how the HELL is he going to get back to the real world. So he decided to find a way to change the website. He looked up to where the address bar should be and nothing. So... he arrived to a point that LINKS where the only way to get to different websites. So once he found the link, he would send out a message... but to who? Duh Ashley Paolo Annika Lyca! So he set off link after link, celebrity after celebrity, finding out lots of stuff... RIP Adam Cook....
Lam.
Lyca oppened her eyes and found herself face to face with none other than Kurosaki Ichigo! But! He was black and white and not moving and he was reeeeally huge. And loads of lines and words and stuff...
Lyca climbed up the page and said..
"Woah. I got sucked into the internet..."
Unfortunately for her, the possibility of finding a link from an anime manga site to.. lets say.. yahoo mail or friendster, was totally impossible. She had no way of contacting others!
She decided to finish up the page first...
"Oh, wow. Shocking."
And then she clicked and clicked trying to find a link that will take her home...
My turn!
So me, I got sucked into an easy place. Facebook, I could just post anything on anyone's "WALL" and help would be coming soon. Sensing that this wasnt such a terrible ordeal for me, I searched around the menu bars and everything (the address bar was locked for dramatic effect) and put facebook on her favorites page.
She thought...
"Hmm.. I dont think I could be the only one who got sucked in here... which means Annika and Lyca are here, too!" she said. "Ugh. They're hopeless without me. I must, I must, I must find them!"
She thought more..
"So I know Annika was shopping... most likely ebay... Lyca... tsss obvioulsy onemanga.. but what about Harvey and Paolo? Could they be... if its Harvey, so obviously omg! But Paolo... he doesnt really go online much..."
She stood up. (She's sitting on a checkbox hihihihi)
"I should find those I'm sure are here first. Annika before Lyca. Because she's more hopeless, no offense..."
So Ashley began her journey looking for the others.
Annika's turn.
"What the-- sweet mother of--F-ing--bitch!" she said. '
She was surrounded by different types of Jimmy Choo shoes.
"I'm in heaven!"
She tried to grab at one and there was a "click"sound. The whole background became white and the details of the bag started showing.
"Oooh! Let's place a bid..."
So she started her online shopping... still not caring about the fact that shes sucked into the internet...
She paid with Harvey's Muster Card (haha i cant stop laughing at it) and went on looking for Gucci stuff...
Paolo was on YouTube so and he had just finished loading the Refridgerator Repair video and he sat on the Play button.
As the video was playing in bad quality behind his back, he looked around and at once realized the situation. He was sucked into the internet. And he knew Harvey was, too. So he had to choose whether to stay or to go and find Harvey and find their way out together. He decided to just think for a while. And while thinking, he searched on YouTube for a video about being sucked into the internet, maybe that could help...
Now I'll explain how we all found each other.
Harvey was still surfing through gossip websites when he finally found a link that could set him free. He found a link to Lindsay Lohan's facebook! Knowing that Ashley was recently starting her facebook era, he immediately clicked it and whirled off to facebook... then he searched for the Ashley he knew from about a bajillion Ashleys on facebook...
Lyca, still at onemanga, knew there was no way to contact Ashley or Lyca from the website she was currently in. And it would take days if she would go link to link looking for a way out... so she decided to put her faith in the idea that Ashley and the others would find her. So she thought.. if I'm gone for a few days, people would know I was missing, duh! And they would go inside the apartment and find three girls stuck in their desktop monitors! So I should just wait and finish the manga...
Paolo, still on YouTube, finished thinking. To find Harvey, he would have to find a way to get to a gossip website.
"Easy," he said. "I'll just type in the search box 'Omg! yahoo' and I would eventually find a video that has a link to it!"
So he started his search, not knowing that he was just totally making the search worse..
Annika, still shopping..
Harvey finally found Ashley's facebook page, excited, he looked around for a place to put a comment. And he was surprised to see somebody sitting on the 'Share' button.
"Ash?!" he yelled.
Interrupted from her thinking, Ashley looked up.
"Hey! I didn't know you were online!" she said.
"Oh, my God! It's so hard to get around the internet without the address bar!"
"Yeah. I was here thinking how to get to the others."
"Others?"
"Annika and Lyca are here, too!"
"Oh! So is Paolo!"
"Do you know where he is?"
"Uhm.. yeah he said he was looking for refridgerator videos--"
"What?"
"Long story. Anyway, he'd be on YouTube. Where are the girls?"
"Annika possibly on ebay or any other shopping website. Lyca, duh."
"Yeah, onemanga. Haha."
"Yeah."
"So who should we find first?"
"Well.. Annika's obviously clueless.. no offense. But... theres a possibility that shes SO clueless she would just stay there and shop all day... but she could also be SO clueless that she wanders off into a totally different website."
"Hmmm..."
"And Lyca. Well... she would eventually find out about the whole 'travelling through links' thing... but I really doubt onemanga has any links that would take her out of there..."
"Yeah.. and Paolo..."
"Well, Paolo's smart. He would obviously try to find you and-- oh no!!"
"What?"
"He's gonna go to omg! He's gonna look for you!"
"Oh... but... I'm not there."
"Ya think?? Omg is a fairly huge website.. and he has no idea you're here in Facebook! What made you go here anyway?"
"Well... I knew you were starting up so.. If I put a comment or something you would see it."
"Hm.. do you think Paolo would do something like that?"
"I dunno.. he obviously wanted to find me first."
"Awww how sweet. So should we go back to omg or what? Did you save it in your favorites?"
"Ugh! I totally forgot!"
"Ugh!" ugh-ed Ashley. "Can you press Back?"
"I don't know... aren't I like, in YOUR page now?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well... we merged. So... I don't have my page anymore?"
"Hmm.. maybe if you leave my page, you will."
"So we split up?"
"I don't think its a good idea..."
"Hmm.. we should find Paolo first. Then Annika, then Lyca."
"Okay. So we go to omg?"
"Hmm... we could... start up a rumor... then it would be posted on omg!... and Paolo would see it and know we're here!"
"But that would take a long time..."
"So would finding a link to omg then looking all over for him!"
"Hmmm..."
Think. Think. Think...
"Can we really start a rumor here on facebook?" asked Harvey.
"Yeah. We could create an account and start up false stuff about really famous celebrities..."
"Okay. Let's try that first... then... if by 10 o'clock, Paolo hasnt arrived or given us a message yet, we go look for him."
"What? No. That's too risky, we're relying on luck!"
"But we can't wait forever! We need something quick!"
"Then..."
Think... Think... (I am actually thinking myself...)
Meanwhile, on ebay.
"Ugh.. all this shopping makes me really tired." said Annika. "Oh wait! I should get the other guys something, too. Especially Harvey. He IS paying for all this stuff..."
Then she realized.
"Oh! The OTHER guys! I wonder if they're stuck here, too..." she thought. "Well... I'm sure if I was the only one who got sucked in, Lyca and Ashley would know and they would try to send me a message... so I guess they're both in here, too!"
Then she thinked (?) or thunk (?) as much as she could...
"Oh! I've got an idea!" she stood up from a 'Place Bid' button. "I'll spend and spend and spend! Until Harvey gets a call from his bank telling him he exceeded the limit!"
So she went off, shopping and shopping even more...
In onemanga..
"Cool..." said Lyca as she was still reading. "Awww.." she reached the end of this week's Bleach manga.
"There's nothing else to read..." climbed to the huge drop-down list. "Hmmm.."
She jumped down, dragging the scrollbar of the drop-down list.
"Ah! Kingdom Hearts! It's been a long time..."
Meanwhile, Paolo was already on his way to omg...
LUCKILY or... somewhat unluckily, he was using his laptop at that time and... well, you know... battery dead...
So now what, you ask.
Well, even though the computer was shut, that doesn't mean that Paolo was removed. It just meant that he was no longer connected to his laptop... he had to get out some other way.
Paolo realized his laptop ran out when the menu bars and the status bar and the taskbar all disappeared.
He knew his only chance was to find Harvey and get out through his computer.
But unfortunately, again, he could NOT move from his current area because, he's no longer in an internet BROWSER. He was now.. IN the internet itself.
What terrible luck it was that Ashley and Harvey still did not realize that Paolo's laptop could, at any moment, lose battery power.
They were still at facebook, thinking... thinking... (I already actually found something.. but still want the effect.)
Lightbulb!
Ashley stood up and climbed up to the address bar.
"It won't work, remember?" called Harvey.
Ashley did not answer. She climbed up until she was level with the address bar and she ran to her left/viewer's right to the black arrow pointing down.
She pushed.
You know that annoying sound that indicated an error or something? The one like.. TUNGK or something? Well, that sounded. Obviously you cant bring down the history.
"Ugh!" said Ashley, disappointed.
"Oh.. you were trying to get to the history?"
"Yeah. But good thing I have plan B.."
She jumped down and walked over to a couple of buttons... and tadaa! The list at the left side appeared, with all the websites she's visited.
But unfortunately... she put in her Internet Options, days to keep pages in history: 0.
So the list was empty.
"Ugh..." said Harvey. "Awww, man!"
"Aarrgh!" said Ashley. "WHY do I always do that??"
Harvey sighed.. and he sat back down on the Share button and started going back to thinking.
"Wait a second..." Ashley walked to the yellow star. "Favorites!""
Harvey looked up.
"What?"
"Favorites! I remember I saved the video of Sims 2 Death Note (I really did watch it, but I didnt save it) there!"
"So? I thought Paolo was in omg?"
"Are we really sure?"
"What? You were the one who said he was gonna look for me!"
"Yeah but now I'm not so sure."
"What?" Harvey said with his high squeaky voice. "Hoo-what!?"
"What what?" Ashley asked.
"I'm not worth saving??" he squeaked.
"Ugh. Let's not have this conversation right now..."
She pushed the star and the list came.
"Harvey," she said. "We're goin' to YouTube."
Paolo meanwhile, was still wondering how come the green loading thingy at the bottom disappeared. This usually happened when somebody pressed the red X button...
He concluded that he was stuck. LUCKILY (no, really, its lucky this time.) he was stuck in youtube. Well, he didnt think that was lucky because if there was a chance Harvey was looking for him, too, there was no way Harvey would think of going to a video entitled.. (holy cow! I totally just saw a REAL video with the link to omg.yahoo.com!) OMG... U HAVE TO READ.. NEWS NILEY/NELNA that was 45 seconds long.
Paolo then thought that it was the end of his time on Earth... he just sad there.. reading the comments... waiting and hoping... just like what Lyca was doing.
So two down, three to go.
Annika sat back down.
"Aw mah gawd..." she said. "I never thought I would ever say... I am tired of shopping!"
She took off her stilettos and rubbed her feet.
"Ugh! My feet are aching!" she sobbed. "How much money does Harvey even HAVE?? Why doesnt this stupid Muster Card run out???"
So she thought...
"Hmmm... what can I buy that's really really expensive? So that I can get this over with and wait for them to save me..."
Lightbulb!
"I got it!"
So she bought Harvey 3 limos, a house in the Bahamas, 2 private jets and a roller coaster.
She was in the middle of buying the Knicks (basketball team) when the error appeared. Harvey lost all his money.
"Yaaaay! Now all I have to do is wait..."
So now three down, Harvey and Ashley are now the only ones on the move.
Harvey was laughing.
"Hahaha!"
"Are you done yet? Let's go!"
"But L really looks like L!" he was talking about the Sims2 Death Note that Ashley saved in her favorites. "And they always beat up Near! The guy shouldve made him a child instead of an adult..."
"Let's go!"
So they jumped to the top of the video and hopped up to the input box.
They both typed (well, in the case of being stuck on the internet, they WROTE) omg! yahoo
The results came at once.
Luckily! They found it instantly. The 45second video entitled OMG... U HAVE TO READ... NEWS NILEY/NELNA.. because the description read "OMG DONT SAY I JUST WROTE THIS MY SELF CUZ HERE IS THE LINK omg.yahoo.com ... "
"Well, that was easy." said Harvey.
They jumped and landed on the link. Click.
They saw Paolo sitting on the 'Next' button at the bottom of the Comments section.
"Hey!" he said as he saw them.
"Hey!" said Harvey.
"Hey." said Ashley.
"How did you know I was here?" asked Paolo. "And I didnt know you were in here, too." he said to Ashley.
"Uh-huh. Lucky guess." said Ashley. "Let's go! We have to find the 2 girls!"
"Oh, there here, too? Do you know where?"
"Yeah, she thinks Lycas in--"
"Onemanga. Duh. But where's Annika?" interrupted Paolo.
"Possibly ebay. Or any other shopping place."
Then Harvey heard a "pssss" sound and something came up from the bottom of the screen.
"... 1 New Message..." he read out loud.
"What?"
"Didnt you see that?" he pointed. "It said 1 New Message..."
"It must be from your own computer!" said Ashley. "So we DON'T share..."
"Who was the message from?" asked Paolo.
"I dunno, it would fit but I saw M-U-S-T... then dot dot dot."
"Must?" asked Paolo.
"Muster card!" yelled Ashley.
"Oh!" Harvey said. Then.. "Oh!!! Annika has my Muster Card!"
"That's it! It proves she's on ebay or any shopping network!" said Paolo. "Oh, and sorry, Harvey. She obviously used up all your money..."
"Wha... w.."
But Ashley was already beside the yellow star.
"It's okay, Harvey. You'll get it back. Good thing I was looking for season tickets on ebay!"
Lyca sighed.
"Its been sooooo long..." she said to herself. "I wonder if they're even coming... and even if they want to, how will they? There's no way to use the address bar..."
She sighed again.
"Now another manga..."
Annika, on the other hand, was quite happy about her predicament.
"Hmmm... I wonder when they're coming to rescue me..."
She looked at her expensive watch.
"Just a few minutes..."
She hummed "Baby got back".
I know what you're wondering... if shes only a singer at bars and restaurants, how can she afford an expensive watch, right? Easy. Muster Card...
And by the way, in order to move Paolo from the YouTube website, they had to remove him from the source so they went to notepad and searched the whole document (i dunno if you can call it that) for the word Paolo and they found 'paolou.hum' and highlighted it by rubbing it with their hands and right clicking (or right HANDing) and left clicking (left HANDing) Cut. Then they pasted him on the ebay website.
"So if I were Annika, where would I shop?" asked Harvey. "Using MY Muster Card."
"Well.. she obviously wanted to spend as much money as she could, so that the bank would alert you faster." Ashley said as Paolo shook his head many times to get rid of the Cut & Paste feeling. "So she would, like, buy cars... planes... HOUSES..."
"Hmmm.. she's more of a limo person. Let's go look..."
"So they searched and searched, cutting and pasting Paolo everywhere until he said, "You know what? Just paste me when we meet her."
So they found a limo that someone recently won the bid for, the username was 'sirbucksalot',
"Is that her?" asked Ashley, surprised.
"No, its me." said Harvey.
"Tsss.. you're so mayabang.."
"What? No, she made it for me!"
"Oh..."
So they clicked the name.
"Recent buy... woah! A roller coaster! Oh look, she tried to buy the Knicks! I guess thats where the bank cut her off!"
"Cut ME off." corrected Harvey.
"Whatever... lets just go there."
"Hmmm..." said Annika. "Who are those 2 people approaching me?"
"Annika!" yelled Harvey.
"Oh! It's Harvey and Ashley!"
"Hey! Great! We found you!"
Harvey right handed and Pasted.
"Hi, Annika!" said Paolo.
"Hey! Where's Lyca?"
"We're on our way to get her."
WILL the Weird Bunch be able to get her? Find out on the next episode!
Bye
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
The One where we stop trying to bring down Nu Kappa and start doing Weird Things again
Note to the reader: this episode is a little inspired by the movie Legally Blonde hahahaa
At Java Perk..
Paolo and Ashley entered.
"Hey," greeted Harvey. "How's your day?"
"Fine." said Paolo.
"Horrible," said Ashley. "I'm quitting my job."
"What??" said Harvey, Lyca and Annika.
"I'm just so tired of doing the same thing everyday!"
"But its a good thing! You save lives!" said Annika.
"Pff, yeah. But its just boring.."
"So what are you gonna do?" asked Lyca.
"I've figured it all out..." Ashley paused. "Guys... I'm going to Law School!"
[Haha this is the Legally Blonde part]
"What? You're going to take a whole different career path?" said Harvey.
"Exactly! Since I'm rich, I guess I can do anything I want now!"
"Fine, be a lawyer then. I'll get to be the only doctor in the group."
"Okay! I'll take the LSATs and everything! Like Elle in Legally Blonde!"
"Oooooh yeah, you can use your skills and stuff and solve cases and do the cool thing like Elle did with the crazy daughter!" said Harvey.
"Harvey, did you WATCH Legally Blonde???" asked Lyca.
"Yeah, why?"
"Nothing."
"What? Why!"
"Nothing!"
[Nothing, Harvey just seems like the guy who keeps asking 'why']
So after the LSATs, Ashley went back to Java Perk.
Paolo wasnt there yet he was still in the hospital.
"Here's the letter! Here's the letter!"
They ripped open the letter and duh.
Of course I--she--got the highest possible grade (which I don't know).
And she got a grade sooooo high that they accelerated her so she only had to take 3 months of classes.
So after three months, Ashley was an official lawyer. At the same time, Annika was out shopping.
"Hmm.. what can I buy with $58 and Harvey's credit card..." she wondered. She took Harvey's credit card when he wasnt looking.
"Ooooh its a sale at Bloomingdale's!" and she went in.
After paying for everything with Harvey's Muster card haha, she was about to exit the shop when...
"Excuse me, miss!" called the snooty looking piece of white trash called a saleslady, no offense.
"Yes?"
"You have to pay for this $1000 dress, as you evidently spilled coffee all over it." ms. snooty-no-booty said, shoving a gray dress under Annika's nose, filling it with the smell of coffee.
"WHAT?" Annika shrieked. "I'm not even BRINGING coffee!"
"Guards!" yelled the piece of white garbagé (gar-bazsh)
At prison,
"You only get one phone call," said the guard. "So choose wisely."
"Hmmm.. who should I call... if only I knew any good lawyers!"
She put in the quarter and dialed.
"Hello? Burger King? Yes, I'd like to order a mushroom cheese burger, extra fries and medium sized diet soda please. Thanks. Uhm, address is 111 Central Park NYC north apartment 16A. Thank you."
In said address....
knock knock knock.
Lyca stood up.
knock knock knock.
"WAIT!"
She walked.
"Burger King delivery!"
"Really? I didn't order."
"I don't care , ma'am. Just have to give the food."
"Okay wait, I'll get my piggy bank..."
After paying..
Lyca looked at the food.
"Hmmm..." she said "Mushroom Cheese... extra fries... DIET SODA!?"
She gasped.
"Annika's in PRISON?!?!?"
Vbzzzz. Vbzzzzz.
"Ugh." whispered Ashley. "My phone's vibrating.."
"Well you cant answer that," said her assistant. "The judge will fine you for taking out your phone!"
"I know! I know..."
They were currently in the... I forgot what you call it... court room? Yeah, Ashley was defending a man who was supposedly the man who robbed a jewelry store. The man who said he witnessed the defendant rob the store was actually being questioned at the moment.
"Mr. Gilt, are you catholic?" asked Ashley.
"Yes." he answered.
"Are you religious?"
"Yes. Very much."
"Where do you attend mass?"
"Uhm.. at the church beside the ice cream parlor."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Why did you say 'uhm'?"
"Because I was trying to remember."
"Mr. Gilt, are you Roman Catholic?"
"I think I just said that. Yes, yes I am!"
"So why are you going to a Greek Orthodox church?" said Ashley.
"W-what?"
"Why would you lie about your church, Mr. Gilt? Maybe its because you cannot prove that you were indeed at church on the day of the robbery!"
"So what if I wasn't? You cant say that I was the robber based on that!"
"You're right. I can't. But why would you lie?"
"I... I just..."
"And according to your wife and son, you were not at home during the hours of the robbery. Where were you?"
"I was... at a bar, okay? Watching the game! My wife keeps watching this stupid cooking show and I never get to watch!"
"Oh. And by game you mean... what kind of game? Basketball? Baseball?"
"Yeah. Baseball."
"Oh. You like Baseball, Mr. Gilt?"
"Yeah.. since I was a kid."
"Who would you say is your favorite player?"
"Michael Jordan...?"
"Your honor, I don't believe Mr. Gilt was in a bar, watching a BASEBALL game that day."
"I dont either." said Judge Gum.
"And your honor, my phone's been vibrating the fast 9 minutes, can I leave now?"
"Yes you may."
Outside..
"What? You've been calling for 9 minutes!"
"It's Annika, shes in jail!" said Lyca.
"What?? Awww what did she do this time?"
In prison...
"Hey, you finally got here." said Harvey.
Ashley, Lyca and Harvey were already in prison, talking to Annika through that cool telephone-like thingy when Paolo came.
"What did she do to get herself into prison?" asked Paolo.
Annika heard and she said
"That skinny good-for-nothing bitch at the store!" she yelled. "She totally SET--ME--UP!!!"
"Okay, relax.. we'll just bail you out, don't worry!" said Ashley. "I'm freaking rich!"
"Fine.. but its still SO humiliating! Bloomingdales will never let me in their store anymore! Nor will any other shop!"
"Wow..." said Harvey.
"Yeah... she said 'nor'.." said Lyca.
After Ashley paid the bail,
"Urrrrgh! I SO wanna get back at that skank!" said Annika.
"Okay, let's do it!" said Harvey. "Its been a long time since we've done anything anyway."
"Okay!"
"What's the WORST thing that could EVER happen to a girl..." wondered Lyca.
"Get locked up in prison." said Paolo.
"Hey!" Annika glared.
"Sorry.. uhm.."
"It must be TOTAL.. HUMILIATION!" mwahahaha-ed Annika. "Something so horrible that she would just melt with shame!"
"Hmm.. this could take a while..."
So their plan began!
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They split up into 2 groups, Annika with Lyca and Ashley with Paolo and Harvey.
Ashley and Paolo were going to take Harvey to an Armani store where they would pick out a suit for him to wear. Then they gave him a makeover so he would look likeable and gave him a fake identity.
"Your name now... is Harry Kinky." said Ashley.
"WHAT? C'mon! Give me a better name!"
"Why? This totally fits you!"said Paolo.
"Tsss I don't think she would want to go out with a guy whose last name is... 'Kinky'."
"Fine.. your name is... Harry Kerplunk."
"Cmon!"
"Alright! You choose your name!"
"Hmm.. I want my first name to be... Lucas."
"And your last?"
"I cant think of anything cool..."
"Uhm.. it should start with a letter V."
"Why?"
"So LV. Like Luis Vuitton haha."
"Tssss she wont care."
"Oh believe me, she will."
"So.. Lucas... V! Thats it! To be mysterious, my name will be Lucas V. Then she'll ask what it is then I'll tell her she'll have to wait till I get to know her better!"
"That brilliant! Okay lets go!"
So Harvey went to Bloomingdales looking all suave and everythang..
He entered and looked around for the skinny white bitch.
He walked over and engulfed her in his overly perfumed aura.
"Hello," he said trying to act all seductive and macho. "How are you DOING?" [Super emphasis on the 'doing'. His eyes actually get bigger when he says it. =))]
That scared the skinny bitch and she walked, no, RAN away.
Ugh.. Harvey! thought Ashley Its: How YOU doin'! You're scaring her!
Harvey shook his head and walked back to her, once more making her choke on his over-perfumed aura.
"Sorry about that..." he said. "How YOU doin'?"
Still coughing from the perfume, she replied, "Not really okay,--cough--cough-- you smell too much!"
"Oh, sorry.. I guess I was just trying too hard to get your attention..." Harvey said, flashing his unfortunate smile on her.
"Oh, good Lord!" she said before she could stop herself.
By unfortunate, I mean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
"What is it?" asked Harvey.
"No..nothing.." and once more she ran away.
HARVEY! scream-thought Ashley I told you not to smile open-mouthed!
Harvey shook his head and tried once more.
"Uh.. yeah, didn't... have time to go to the dentist.." he apologized to the skank. "Uh.. do you like... do you like dates?"
The bitch raised her eyebrows.
"Dates?" she asked. "Hmm.. not really. They make me constipated."
"What? Oh... really?" said Harvey, confused."
"Yes, I'd much prefer prunes." she said and walked away this time.
Harvey stood there still confused.
She means dates the fruit thingy... sigh... we have to use plan B thought-communicated Ashley.
Enter Paolo, a normal smelling, okay-teeth and with a knowledge of the difference between dates and romantic dates guy.
"He'll show you how its done." said Ashley.
"He'll show you how its done.." imitated Harvey with that childish nyenyenye kind of language."
Paolo walked up to the girl and straightly said,
"You and me. Dinner tonight, pick you up at eight. Here's my number." Paolo said.
He was almost at the door when he turned around and said, "The name's Lucas, by the way. Got it memorized?" and walked out looking so cool.
"--HE STOLE MY NAME!"
So at Paolo and bitch's date that night, they first went to one of those restaurants that take soooo long to cook the food.
"So... Lucas.."giggled the slimy bitch. "Whats your last name?"
"V." he replied, unconcerned.
"Where do you come from?"
"I was born in London, moved to France when I was 5. Stayed there til I was 9. We moved to Italy. Left when I was 14. Stayed here. Graduated at Yale. Moved back to Paris after... to write. Came back here a few months ago and sold 2 million copies of my book." he replied lazily.
"Ohhh wooow.. you live such an amazing life!"
Paolo/Lucas merely grunted.
"So... what does V stand for?"
"I'll tell you when I know you better."
"Ohhh! So there'll be a second date?"
"Second.. third... I don't care..."
While the horny bitch was still trying to get Lucas/Paolo's attention, Annika and Lyca, disguised as a husband and wife, went to Bloomingdales.
"I'm sorry, we're closed." said one salesman.
"Oh, we have a complaint. You'd better hear this." said Lyca, the wife.
"Yes, ma'am."
Inside...
"What is your complaint ma'am?"
"Do you have a staff member here who is skinny and has black hair up to her chin?" demanded Annika, the husband.
"Why yes, it's Melissa Sleutbawl." said the salesman.
"Well, she slept with my husband, and never called him back!" said Lyca.
"W-what??"
"That's right! I had the most amazing night with her, she promised to call me back and its been 2 weeks!" said Annika.
"But... how is this related to--?"
"I am a member of the VIP club of Bloomingdales!" interrupted Annika. [of course no such thing exists] "And if I remember correctly, staff are NOT allowed to sleep with members!"
"Thats right.."
"So fire her! Fire her tomorrow at precisely 3 PM!"
"It will be taken care of, sir."
"Good. Now.. goodnight! Me and my wife will be having sex now." Annika said.
"Yes! All night!" said Lyca.
After dinner, Lucas/Paolo and Ms. Sleutbawl took a walk in a park.
"I had such a lovely evening." said the slut as she tried to hold his hand.
Lucas/Paolo kept moving his hand back and forth so that she couldnt hold it.
"Yeah." said Lucas/Paolo.
"I think... we should do this again sometime." she said, still trying to hold his hand.
"Yeah. How about tomorrow for lunch? I'll pick you up at your... work place."
"Ohh! Yes!"
"Okay. You should go home now."
"Okay..." and she put out her lips, waiting for him to kiss her.
"What's wrong with your lips? They're all swollen..." Lucas/Paolo said.
She sucked them in.
"Oh... nothing.."
The next day...
"I'm here." said Paolo/Lucas.
"Oh, hey!" she waved. "'He's my boyfriend." she gossiped to the cashier. "We're going out for lunch!"
"I have a surprise for you," Paolo/Lucas said. "At the end of our date."
"Ohh." she saw a box shaped bump in his pocket and felt excited. He is going to propose!
After lunch, they walked really slow towards bloomingdales. It took them two hours actually.
They arrived there at 5 minutes to 3PM.
The skinny bitchoreslut, wanting to brag about her engagement, told all the staff members to watching when he proposed.
"Melissa..." said Paolo/Lucas.
"Yes, Lucas?"
"I always felt that there was this... bond between us..."
"Me... too..."
"And I want to make it clear..."
"Make... what clear...?"
"That I am going to propose..."
"Yeeeeee!"
"... that we break up right now."
"Yoooooou're FIRED!" yelled her boss.
"I do!" screamed Ms. Sleutbawl. Then she turned really really red. Then she cried and ran out of bloomingdales.
Secretly, the others have been recording it in an HD camera. They quickly uploaded it to YouTube and instantly got 14 million hits. Ms. Melissa Sleutbawl soon became to number 1 most humiliated person in the world.
And Annika was happy.
(: THE END :)
Copyright.
I do not own Legally Blonde.
I do not own Bloomingdales.
I do own The Misadventures of the Weird Bunch.
Copyright. Ashley Magz Industries (not a real industry)
At Java Perk..
Paolo and Ashley entered.
"Hey," greeted Harvey. "How's your day?"
"Fine." said Paolo.
"Horrible," said Ashley. "I'm quitting my job."
"What??" said Harvey, Lyca and Annika.
"I'm just so tired of doing the same thing everyday!"
"But its a good thing! You save lives!" said Annika.
"Pff, yeah. But its just boring.."
"So what are you gonna do?" asked Lyca.
"I've figured it all out..." Ashley paused. "Guys... I'm going to Law School!"
[Haha this is the Legally Blonde part]
"What? You're going to take a whole different career path?" said Harvey.
"Exactly! Since I'm rich, I guess I can do anything I want now!"
"Fine, be a lawyer then. I'll get to be the only doctor in the group."
"Okay! I'll take the LSATs and everything! Like Elle in Legally Blonde!"
"Oooooh yeah, you can use your skills and stuff and solve cases and do the cool thing like Elle did with the crazy daughter!" said Harvey.
"Harvey, did you WATCH Legally Blonde???" asked Lyca.
"Yeah, why?"
"Nothing."
"What? Why!"
"Nothing!"
[Nothing, Harvey just seems like the guy who keeps asking 'why']
So after the LSATs, Ashley went back to Java Perk.
Paolo wasnt there yet he was still in the hospital.
"Here's the letter! Here's the letter!"
They ripped open the letter and duh.
Of course I--she--got the highest possible grade (which I don't know).
And she got a grade sooooo high that they accelerated her so she only had to take 3 months of classes.
So after three months, Ashley was an official lawyer. At the same time, Annika was out shopping.
"Hmm.. what can I buy with $58 and Harvey's credit card..." she wondered. She took Harvey's credit card when he wasnt looking.
"Ooooh its a sale at Bloomingdale's!" and she went in.
After paying for everything with Harvey's Muster card haha, she was about to exit the shop when...
"Excuse me, miss!" called the snooty looking piece of white trash called a saleslady, no offense.
"Yes?"
"You have to pay for this $1000 dress, as you evidently spilled coffee all over it." ms. snooty-no-booty said, shoving a gray dress under Annika's nose, filling it with the smell of coffee.
"WHAT?" Annika shrieked. "I'm not even BRINGING coffee!"
"Guards!" yelled the piece of white garbagé (gar-bazsh)
At prison,
"You only get one phone call," said the guard. "So choose wisely."
"Hmmm.. who should I call... if only I knew any good lawyers!"
She put in the quarter and dialed.
"Hello? Burger King? Yes, I'd like to order a mushroom cheese burger, extra fries and medium sized diet soda please. Thanks. Uhm, address is 111 Central Park NYC north apartment 16A. Thank you."
In said address....
knock knock knock.
Lyca stood up.
knock knock knock.
"WAIT!"
She walked.
"Burger King delivery!"
"Really? I didn't order."
"I don't care , ma'am. Just have to give the food."
"Okay wait, I'll get my piggy bank..."
After paying..
Lyca looked at the food.
"Hmmm..." she said "Mushroom Cheese... extra fries... DIET SODA!?"
She gasped.
"Annika's in PRISON?!?!?"
Vbzzzz. Vbzzzzz.
"Ugh." whispered Ashley. "My phone's vibrating.."
"Well you cant answer that," said her assistant. "The judge will fine you for taking out your phone!"
"I know! I know..."
They were currently in the... I forgot what you call it... court room? Yeah, Ashley was defending a man who was supposedly the man who robbed a jewelry store. The man who said he witnessed the defendant rob the store was actually being questioned at the moment.
"Mr. Gilt, are you catholic?" asked Ashley.
"Yes." he answered.
"Are you religious?"
"Yes. Very much."
"Where do you attend mass?"
"Uhm.. at the church beside the ice cream parlor."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Why did you say 'uhm'?"
"Because I was trying to remember."
"Mr. Gilt, are you Roman Catholic?"
"I think I just said that. Yes, yes I am!"
"So why are you going to a Greek Orthodox church?" said Ashley.
"W-what?"
"Why would you lie about your church, Mr. Gilt? Maybe its because you cannot prove that you were indeed at church on the day of the robbery!"
"So what if I wasn't? You cant say that I was the robber based on that!"
"You're right. I can't. But why would you lie?"
"I... I just..."
"And according to your wife and son, you were not at home during the hours of the robbery. Where were you?"
"I was... at a bar, okay? Watching the game! My wife keeps watching this stupid cooking show and I never get to watch!"
"Oh. And by game you mean... what kind of game? Basketball? Baseball?"
"Yeah. Baseball."
"Oh. You like Baseball, Mr. Gilt?"
"Yeah.. since I was a kid."
"Who would you say is your favorite player?"
"Michael Jordan...?"
"Your honor, I don't believe Mr. Gilt was in a bar, watching a BASEBALL game that day."
"I dont either." said Judge Gum.
"And your honor, my phone's been vibrating the fast 9 minutes, can I leave now?"
"Yes you may."
Outside..
"What? You've been calling for 9 minutes!"
"It's Annika, shes in jail!" said Lyca.
"What?? Awww what did she do this time?"
In prison...
"Hey, you finally got here." said Harvey.
Ashley, Lyca and Harvey were already in prison, talking to Annika through that cool telephone-like thingy when Paolo came.
"What did she do to get herself into prison?" asked Paolo.
Annika heard and she said
"That skinny good-for-nothing bitch at the store!" she yelled. "She totally SET--ME--UP!!!"
"Okay, relax.. we'll just bail you out, don't worry!" said Ashley. "I'm freaking rich!"
"Fine.. but its still SO humiliating! Bloomingdales will never let me in their store anymore! Nor will any other shop!"
"Wow..." said Harvey.
"Yeah... she said 'nor'.." said Lyca.
After Ashley paid the bail,
"Urrrrgh! I SO wanna get back at that skank!" said Annika.
"Okay, let's do it!" said Harvey. "Its been a long time since we've done anything anyway."
"Okay!"
"What's the WORST thing that could EVER happen to a girl..." wondered Lyca.
"Get locked up in prison." said Paolo.
"Hey!" Annika glared.
"Sorry.. uhm.."
"It must be TOTAL.. HUMILIATION!" mwahahaha-ed Annika. "Something so horrible that she would just melt with shame!"
"Hmm.. this could take a while..."
So their plan began!
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They split up into 2 groups, Annika with Lyca and Ashley with Paolo and Harvey.
Ashley and Paolo were going to take Harvey to an Armani store where they would pick out a suit for him to wear. Then they gave him a makeover so he would look likeable and gave him a fake identity.
"Your name now... is Harry Kinky." said Ashley.
"WHAT? C'mon! Give me a better name!"
"Why? This totally fits you!"said Paolo.
"Tsss I don't think she would want to go out with a guy whose last name is... 'Kinky'."
"Fine.. your name is... Harry Kerplunk."
"Cmon!"
"Alright! You choose your name!"
"Hmm.. I want my first name to be... Lucas."
"And your last?"
"I cant think of anything cool..."
"Uhm.. it should start with a letter V."
"Why?"
"So LV. Like Luis Vuitton haha."
"Tssss she wont care."
"Oh believe me, she will."
"So.. Lucas... V! Thats it! To be mysterious, my name will be Lucas V. Then she'll ask what it is then I'll tell her she'll have to wait till I get to know her better!"
"That brilliant! Okay lets go!"
So Harvey went to Bloomingdales looking all suave and everythang..
He entered and looked around for the skinny white bitch.
He walked over and engulfed her in his overly perfumed aura.
"Hello," he said trying to act all seductive and macho. "How are you DOING?" [Super emphasis on the 'doing'. His eyes actually get bigger when he says it. =))]
That scared the skinny bitch and she walked, no, RAN away.
Ugh.. Harvey! thought Ashley Its: How YOU doin'! You're scaring her!
Harvey shook his head and walked back to her, once more making her choke on his over-perfumed aura.
"Sorry about that..." he said. "How YOU doin'?"
Still coughing from the perfume, she replied, "Not really okay,--cough--cough-- you smell too much!"
"Oh, sorry.. I guess I was just trying too hard to get your attention..." Harvey said, flashing his unfortunate smile on her.
"Oh, good Lord!" she said before she could stop herself.
By unfortunate, I mean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
"What is it?" asked Harvey.
"No..nothing.." and once more she ran away.
HARVEY! scream-thought Ashley I told you not to smile open-mouthed!
Harvey shook his head and tried once more.
"Uh.. yeah, didn't... have time to go to the dentist.." he apologized to the skank. "Uh.. do you like... do you like dates?"
The bitch raised her eyebrows.
"Dates?" she asked. "Hmm.. not really. They make me constipated."
"What? Oh... really?" said Harvey, confused."
"Yes, I'd much prefer prunes." she said and walked away this time.
Harvey stood there still confused.
She means dates the fruit thingy... sigh... we have to use plan B thought-communicated Ashley.
Enter Paolo, a normal smelling, okay-teeth and with a knowledge of the difference between dates and romantic dates guy.
"He'll show you how its done." said Ashley.
"He'll show you how its done.." imitated Harvey with that childish nyenyenye kind of language."
Paolo walked up to the girl and straightly said,
"You and me. Dinner tonight, pick you up at eight. Here's my number." Paolo said.
He was almost at the door when he turned around and said, "The name's Lucas, by the way. Got it memorized?" and walked out looking so cool.
"--HE STOLE MY NAME!"
So at Paolo and bitch's date that night, they first went to one of those restaurants that take soooo long to cook the food.
"So... Lucas.."giggled the slimy bitch. "Whats your last name?"
"V." he replied, unconcerned.
"Where do you come from?"
"I was born in London, moved to France when I was 5. Stayed there til I was 9. We moved to Italy. Left when I was 14. Stayed here. Graduated at Yale. Moved back to Paris after... to write. Came back here a few months ago and sold 2 million copies of my book." he replied lazily.
"Ohhh wooow.. you live such an amazing life!"
Paolo/Lucas merely grunted.
"So... what does V stand for?"
"I'll tell you when I know you better."
"Ohhh! So there'll be a second date?"
"Second.. third... I don't care..."
While the horny bitch was still trying to get Lucas/Paolo's attention, Annika and Lyca, disguised as a husband and wife, went to Bloomingdales.
"I'm sorry, we're closed." said one salesman.
"Oh, we have a complaint. You'd better hear this." said Lyca, the wife.
"Yes, ma'am."
Inside...
"What is your complaint ma'am?"
"Do you have a staff member here who is skinny and has black hair up to her chin?" demanded Annika, the husband.
"Why yes, it's Melissa Sleutbawl." said the salesman.
"Well, she slept with my husband, and never called him back!" said Lyca.
"W-what??"
"That's right! I had the most amazing night with her, she promised to call me back and its been 2 weeks!" said Annika.
"But... how is this related to--?"
"I am a member of the VIP club of Bloomingdales!" interrupted Annika. [of course no such thing exists] "And if I remember correctly, staff are NOT allowed to sleep with members!"
"Thats right.."
"So fire her! Fire her tomorrow at precisely 3 PM!"
"It will be taken care of, sir."
"Good. Now.. goodnight! Me and my wife will be having sex now." Annika said.
"Yes! All night!" said Lyca.
After dinner, Lucas/Paolo and Ms. Sleutbawl took a walk in a park.
"I had such a lovely evening." said the slut as she tried to hold his hand.
Lucas/Paolo kept moving his hand back and forth so that she couldnt hold it.
"Yeah." said Lucas/Paolo.
"I think... we should do this again sometime." she said, still trying to hold his hand.
"Yeah. How about tomorrow for lunch? I'll pick you up at your... work place."
"Ohh! Yes!"
"Okay. You should go home now."
"Okay..." and she put out her lips, waiting for him to kiss her.
"What's wrong with your lips? They're all swollen..." Lucas/Paolo said.
She sucked them in.
"Oh... nothing.."
The next day...
"I'm here." said Paolo/Lucas.
"Oh, hey!" she waved. "'He's my boyfriend." she gossiped to the cashier. "We're going out for lunch!"
"I have a surprise for you," Paolo/Lucas said. "At the end of our date."
"Ohh." she saw a box shaped bump in his pocket and felt excited. He is going to propose!
After lunch, they walked really slow towards bloomingdales. It took them two hours actually.
They arrived there at 5 minutes to 3PM.
The skinny bitchoreslut, wanting to brag about her engagement, told all the staff members to watching when he proposed.
"Melissa..." said Paolo/Lucas.
"Yes, Lucas?"
"I always felt that there was this... bond between us..."
"Me... too..."
"And I want to make it clear..."
"Make... what clear...?"
"That I am going to propose..."
"Yeeeeee!"
"... that we break up right now."
"Yoooooou're FIRED!" yelled her boss.
"I do!" screamed Ms. Sleutbawl. Then she turned really really red. Then she cried and ran out of bloomingdales.
Secretly, the others have been recording it in an HD camera. They quickly uploaded it to YouTube and instantly got 14 million hits. Ms. Melissa Sleutbawl soon became to number 1 most humiliated person in the world.
And Annika was happy.
(: THE END :)
Copyright.
I do not own Legally Blonde.
I do not own Bloomingdales.
I do own The Misadventures of the Weird Bunch.
Copyright. Ashley Magz Industries (not a real industry)
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