At SM...
"Ui... psstpsstpsttt.." whispered Sg. Alex [Sg stands for 'supergenius'] to President Cha.
"Ahh, okay." the President replied. "Aslee! Let's go with Alex!"
She grabbed Ashley's arm and got all 'clingy' and 'needy'.
"You're being clingy and needy again.." Ashley said. "Eh, what about Harvey? He'll go with us?"
"No, its okay, I'll go to the bathroom, just meet me at Starbucks."
"Ohhh.. rich boy.."
"No, I'll just go there to smell the coffee beans and look for Lee Ho."
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Hmmm... I wonder what Alex was whispering about.. thought Harvey.
He turned left.
Where is the CR? I know there is one around here..
He approached the cashier.
"Eggzzzzzkyoozzz me verrr izzzz da CR?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
Nobody can understand Harvey anyway, so moving on...
Aha! I think this is the CR!
He approached a cave-like thing and found that it was a sort of... tunnel thing. On either side of the tunnel-thing there were doors.... doors with.. lines... he was afraid to open one... He followed the tunnel to the end and found himself in Heaven.
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Bras of all shapes and sizes and colors filled his eyes. Bras over here... bras over there... bras everywhere, everywhere!
And then a few feet away he heard some people arguing.
"Mag-color ka na nga!"
"Yeeeee yoko nga!"
"There's nothing wrong with it!"
"Come join us... be one of us..."
"Okay, fine."
Alex suddenly started walking toward the tunnel Harvey was hiding in. Having realized it was a dressing room, Harvey rain into one of the stalls and locked the door.
Wait a second... you cant fit bras in a mall! Harvey realized in his head.
Pssssssssssshhhhhh.
A sound like an opening of a door in some sci-fi movie caught Harvey's ears.
From the opening on the floor, Harvey could see light... and Sg. Alex's shadow going into the light..
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Without a moment's hesitation, Harvey flattened himself upon the floor and rolled into the adjoining dressing room. He jumped into the light after Alex.
Unbeknownst to Alex, she was being followed by Harvey into a room that looked like an operating room. She was still holding the colored bra.
There was a man... fat... big... and dark. When Harvey approached the man he could feel a radiating heat...
"Welcome, Ms. Tan."
It was none other than Lee, CEO of Leebag designer bags.
"I wish to upgrade my BRA please." Alex handed him the colored bra that Ashley and President Cha picked for her.
"Bongga! Ahem.. what's the password?"
Alex took a deep breath.
"Oshaaaaaa!" with the 'osha' pose, yah.
"Very well. We will begin."
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Harvey was surprised.. what was Lee doing with bras? And what did Alex mean when she said 'upgrade'?
Harvey then noticed a whole box of bras on his right side. The box was labeled 'Colored'. He looked to his left and saw another one, this time labeled 'Plain'. He took one colored and one plain and went back through the light-door-thing.
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Back at the Weird Bunch HQ,
Harvey wanted to ask Alex about the whole Lee-bra thing so he knocked on her door.
"Sg. Alex?"
The door opened. Alex was sitting in front of a brand-new million-dollar (she IS the richest girl in all of Asia) Grand Piano, playing some of the greatest musical... stuff... during the Renaissance.. time.
"Wow, Sg. Alex, I didn't know you could play the piano so well!"
"Mmmhmm."
He walked over to Sg. Alex's desk. Her Kumon workbook thing was open. He saw question #13 was answered wrong.
"Sg. Alex..." he said. "5+5 isn't equal to negative 23."
"Oh? Really? Ahh... can you change that for me? Thanks!"
Hmmmm... Harvey squinted his eyes really really hard until he could see through the back of Sg. Alex's shirt. She's wearing a colored bra!
Right at that moment, Ashley walked in to borrow white ink from Alex.
"Eeeeew! Pervert!" Ashley yelled at Harvey.
"No, I was just--"
Harvey squinted again. Ashley's wearing a colored bra, too!
"EEEEEEEw!!!" Ashley ran away without getting Alex's white ink.
Harvey secretly followed her to her room. She was trying to answer a geometry question. She was trying to determine whether the triangles are congruent by postulate SSS, SAS, ASA or theorem AAS. But she was having a hard time, a lot of erasures and mistakes...
Then Harvey noticed the paintings surrounding the walls of her room.
"Nice paintings." remarked Harvey.
"Yeah... go bother someone else, Pervey. I have to finish my homework..."
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Harvey went downstairs to the kitchen.
President Cha was cooking something that smelled really really yummy.
"Wow, you're a really good cook, Madame President!"
"Thanks, Pervey!"she scribbled something on the notebook.
Harvey looked at the notebook.
"Wow! You just solved the Global Warming crisis!"
"Thanks! I know.. I'm great."
Harvey squinted through her shirt again.
Weird... she's wearing... plain? No... colored... wait, wait.. its.. Plain AND Colored!
"You're wearing TWO bras?" asked Harvey.
"Pervert!" President Cha threw her ratatouille at him.
Soon the secret service agents came into the kitchen and took Harvey to the guilty room.
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"There is something you must know." said S.A. Romell Yen.
"Yes." said S.A. Vini Limjoco with his arms crossed.
"Do you know why President Cha is the smartest woman in the world?" asked S.A. Romell.
"Uh... she studied a lot when she was younger?"
"No." said S.A. Vini.
"Do you know why Supergenius Alex Tan is the greatest mathematician in the world?" asked S.A. Romell.
"She's... a descendant of Hitler?" joked Harvey.
"No." said S.A. Vini.
"And lastly, do you know why Ashley always kicks your butt at everything you do?" asked S.A. Romell.
"Well she IS Ashley the Great."
"No." said S.A. Vini.
"You dont talk much.." Harvey told S.A. Vini.
"HarVEY! You're so mean... it's like we haven't been through anything! Can I borrow $3?" Vini begged.
"Vini! Listen!" said Romell.
"You're just jealous coz Alex is the greatest mathematician, not you!"
"She's the greatest WOMAN mathematician, I'm the greatest MAN mathematician!"
"Oiiieeeeee meant-to-be!"
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Minutes later,
"Harvey.. harvey, harvey, harvey..." said Romell. "Have you ever wondered why girls are almost always better than boys?"
"Uh... yeah, I thought it was just really like that."
"What do girls have that boys dont?"
"I think its the other way around..."
"Nooooo! Girl's have bras! Boys cant wear bras! It'll just be filled with air!"
"Ohhh..."
"These 'bras' are actually devices that enhance the brain cells. Colored bras enhance the artistic side of the brain and the plains enhance the calculating part of the brain."
"Ohhhh that explains Alex and Ashley..."
"Yes. Sg. Alex is the ultimate PLAIN bra-wearer. She was convinced shortly after 3:00PM yesterday to switch to colored." said Romell.
"Yes, a plot, we think, to make President Cha the ONLY double-sided brain in the world." said Vini.
"What about Ashley?" asked Pervey.
"She was already tricked by Ashley to become colored."
"Ohhh nooo!"
"Yes. Which is why we need your help, Pervy Perverson. To get hold of the ultimate double-sided bra that currently belongs to none other than President Cha."
"Gasp! But how can I do that?"
"That is up to you, you are the pervert." said Vini.
"Remember... bra is actually B.R.A... it stands for Brain Regulating Anions."
"That makes no sense."
"Exactly."
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Harvey secretly snuck into President Cha's room. He opened all the cabinets and wardrobes and drawers searching for bras but nothing.
Ew, our President only wears 1 bra.
Harvey was just about to leave the room when President Cha entered.
"What are YOUUUUU doing HEEEEERE?"
"Uhmm... Brain Regulating Anions!" yelled Harvey.
"What??"
"I know your plan! Your plan is to be the only smart person in the world! That's why you convinced Alex to switch to colored bras! You evil, evil wumman!"
"What?? You think bra stands for Brain Regulating Anions?? You MORON!"
"Huh?"
"Ughhhhh who ever told you THAT?"
"Romell and Vini did."
"Hhihihihihihihihi!" Romell laughed.
"Hehehehehehe!" Vini laughed.
"Harvey totally fell for it!"
"Hihihihihihihi!"
"YOU BOYS HAVE BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH MY BRAS!" yelled Lee.
Lee screeched in a high-pitched voice and starting running toward them, flapping her arms around like an insane moronic fat bat.
"Hurry, Vini! Bring out your weapon!"
"Stop right there, Leebag! I have water!" threatened Vini.
"And I have a gavel!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEECK!"Lee then melted and the secret of the bras was lost forever...
THE END.
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