Ep 1.1

*Note: Sorry, for now I have no pictures because it's almost Exam week and I don't really have the time to draw and scan the pictures. Please use your imagination for your enjoyment. Promise, I'll draw them and put them in ASAP.
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THE MISADVENTURES

OF THE

WEIRD BUNCH

Ep. 1.1

On a frikkin hot day in the middle of the local park, a group of friends were complaining on how frikkin hot it was. This particular group consisted of Ashley, Paolo, Harvey, Annika and Lyca.

"Like, O!M!G! It's like, totally frikkin HOT in hurrrr!" exclaimed Harvey in a rather gay voice but he is, like, so totally straight.

"Yeah! Like, dude, we should go to someplace with, like, SNOW..." said Lyca.

"Yeah! Let's go to America!" said Paolo.

"... uhmm... which one?" asked Annika.

"DUH, the one with snow!" Paolo answered.

"Oh..." she said, "so... like... America's the frozen one at the bottom of the Earth, right?"

"No, that's Greenland!"

"No, dummy, Greenland's on top!"

"So then its Argentina!"

"You're all wrong! It's Alaska!"

"Wait...what're we talkin' about?..."

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On the plane, the friends were all sleeping quietly (how they could possibly afford a first class plane ticket to America or how they were even allowed on a plane without adult supervision... I have no idea, but this is just a story so don't be picky with the details!).

Not so suddenly, the captain announced something.

"Good afternoon," he said, "This is your captain, like, speaking, so shut UP and listen! We are about to go through a weird, sorta... green-ish cloud which is so, like, yuckie... but since I'm like, so tired, I don't wanna move this plane so... like... if you feel anything weird... my lawyer's away on vacation, so..."

"Hey!!!"

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A few hours later, they landed at JFK and yes, they did feel something weird.

"Ugh... I need to go to the bathroom," said Annika, rubbing her tummy.

"Uhm... okay... which hotel do you wanna stay in?" asked Ashley. "The nearest one is Holiday Outt, you want it?"

"Hmm... it sounds expensive..." said Paolo.

"So what? It's not like we use real money anway..." Lyca said in her super-high squeaky voice.

"Hey," Harvey said, "I know a now-abandoned warehouse where I used to sell--"

[Note: The author decided not to finish that sentence because it may be offensive in some way or it may influence some kids to do things their parents would probably not want them to do..]

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In the bathroom of the abandoned warehouse, which they called "The Hub" and threw out all the unwanted 'things' that Harvey used to sell, they could hear cries of pain thanks to constipation.

"Owwwwww! Urrrrgh..." cried the poor victim, Annika. "Stupid digestive system! Stop hurting me!!!"

Hearing these weird cries, Lyca (interested) paused in front of the door and knocked.

"You okay in there, dude? You sound a little sick!"

"I dunno... something's wrong with my stomach and I--"

"Oh, dude!" Lyca interrupted in a rather rude way, "We have a meeting in the living room in five minutes, don't be late!"

"Okay, see yaaaahhhrrrgh.."... pause for momentum.... PHRROOOOT pluck... pluck... spluuuurcchhh...ka-ploink!

[Note: The author would like to inform you that these sounds are supposed to be so totally gross. Please imagine appropriately.]

At the meeting, they discussed about their plans.

"We should go on a road trp! Go all around America and stuff!" suggested Harvey.

"I agree." Paolo said. "But---owwww!"

Suddenly, all of their intestines felt like they were being ripped apart by some unfriendly person who likes to rip intestines and would unlikely be a nice person.

"What the hell--?"

"Ouch! My tummy hurts!"

"Hahahaha I'm gonna poooooo...wheeeeee!"

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A few days later, the friends woke up and found themselves on the floor. They stood up and fixed their hair.

"Woah... what was that?" wondered Paolo.

"I dunno but it was soooo weird..." Ashley looked around the room. "Hmm... that's weird... I remember we pooped..."

"Not that I wanna see THAT on the floor!"

"Yeah, I know but... something came out, for sure!"

They all looked around... then Annika gasped.

Unfortunately, she gasped so hard a lot of dust got clogged up in her throat so she started coughing and choking. After a couple of thumps on the back, she resumed her sentence.

"Look! There's a trail of.... O... M... G...!"

They all looked at where she was pointing and saw something that would

change the world forever.

To Be Continued.