Ep 1.2

The thing that would change the world forever...

"Why the HELL is there a STAIN on my CARPET????" screamed Harvey. "I SPENT HOURS SCRUBBING THAT!"
"Chillax, dude!" Lyca said, "It's just a carpet!"

"Yeah," Paolo said. "I'm more worried about THAT!"

Once again, they saw something that would change the world forever! Seriously.

"Nooooooooo!!! We left the charger of the cellphone plugged in!!!"

"What's the big deal?"

"It consumes a lot of energy, like, didnt you know? We totally changed the world forever, dude..."

"Seriously! Let's talk about what just happened to us!" Annika said.

"Guys... what is THAT?"

This time, I'm not kidding.

There was a trail leading to the back door... a trail... of blood.

"Okay, like, who's having their period right now, raise your hands!" said Ashley.

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On the other side of the globe, the genius Alex and her assistant and fellow genius Sandee were working on their project, the Mega-Hyper-Super-Uber Nose Picker.

"Sandee, we need more chips," Alex told her assistant.

"Ok, what flavor? Cheese, BBQ, sour cream or salt n' vinigar?"

"I meant computer chips!"

"Oh... we only have the fast chips..."

"That's ok, at least those boogers will be picked faster than yo momma can eat..."

"Oh, no, you, didnt!"

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At the presentation,

"Congratulations, Ms. Alex and Ms. Sandee," some nerd guy said. "You have won the $25,000 prize and a trip to the White House to design the most advanced weapon for the US to eliminate ***** once and for all!"

[Note: The author would like to inform you that she put asterisks (*) instead of the country which she intended to, due to 'I could, like, get killed or something, ya know?']

"Excellent! Hey, here comes CJ!"

"Hi! Wow! Congrats! Pupunta kayo sa US! Pwede ba kong sumama?"

"Sige, why not? Kita-kita tayo sa NAIA bukas, kk?"

"O cge! Bye!"

"Ano nga palang gagawin mo dun?" asked Alex.

"Magbi-beach sa California! Woooohooo!"

"Pwede ka naman mag-beach dito eh,"

"Pero siyempre, mas maraming lalaki dun!"

"Ah, loko," Sandee joked. "Cge, bye!"

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At the US, CJ split up with Alex and Sandee to go to California while they went to Washington D.C. to the White House. They planned to meet up in Utah the next day.

"Yes! Makakapag-beach nako!" CJ said excitedly. "Wow! Ang popogi ng mga lalaki!"

"Uhm, excuse me," a handsome guy came up to CJ.

"Ahh... yes?" CJ flirted.

"Can you please move? You're blocking my way."

"Ai, sorry..." CJ blushed.

Ano ba yan? she thought, ang sama-sama ng mga tao pala dito! Hai naku... pupunta na nga ao sa Utah... wala kong magagawa dito eh...

So CJ walked to the side of the road, picked up a piece of cardboard and wrote 'Utah' and waited.

After a few minutes, a truck stopped and offered her a ride to Utah. She accepted and dropped off at Utah. She then fell down a canal as she was looking for a comfort room and was nowhere to be seen for the rest of the episode.

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After the meeting, Sandee was so excited to go to Utah because that was the hometown of her idol, David Archuleta.

"Alex, Alex!" she said. "Let's hurry! I want to see David already!"

"Ok, ok, easy ka lang!"

At Utah, they went to the place which was rumored to be David Archuleta's favorite place.

Then there he was... glowing like some shiny thing in the middle of the park, his back was facing them and he was staring off into the sunset...

"DAVID!!! OMG I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!" Sandee ran screaming toward him.

When she reached him, she hugged him and squeaked "yeeeeeeek! you're so cuuuute!".

But how embarrassed was she when she found out it wasnt him. It was actually Harvey.

"Hey! You're not David!" Sandee accused.

"Duh," Harvey said. "What are you doing here?"

"We had a meeting with the president, what are you doing here?" she asked.

"Staring at the sunset till I was rudely interrupted by some sqeaking thing."

"Harvey!" said a surprised Alex. "Hi!"

"Hey, Alex! Maybe you can help us with something!"

"Okay, what?"

"Come with me to the Hub, we've got something to show you."

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At the Hub, the friends showed Alex and Sandee the trails of blood.

"So which one had her period?" asked Sandee.

"No one. It was just there..." said Annika.

"...after we passed out coz we pooped too hard." said Ashley.

"Hmm... I've never seen anything like this before..." said Alex. "I'll take a sample of the blood and bring it to my lab. I'll have the results by tomorrow."

"But you're lab's all the way back in the Phils."

"Oh, Alex has a lab in every country in the world." said Sandee.

"Wow..."

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The next day,

"The results say that the blood is from each of you." Alex said.

"Oh no! Boys get their periods, too???" asked Harvey.

"No!" Sandee said. "It means that you must have a cut or wound somewhere on your body!"

"But I dont see any cut or wound..."

Then Lyca had a sudden idea.

"Wait! I'm going to the bathroom!"

Pause...

... waiting...

........ almost there....

"I found it!" Lyca said.

"Where?"

"We cant see it because its on our butt!"

"Eeeewww..."

"Gross!"

"Wait!" Alex said. "So that means...!"

"What?"

"Something came out of your butts!"

"What came out?"

"I dont know!"

"Gross."

"I know!"

"We've got to find this thing!" Ashley declared.

"Why?" Paolo asked.

"Because it got out of our butts!"

"So?"

"I want it back in there! Nothing escapes my butt cage!"

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So the search began. Day after day the friends searched while Alex and Sandee made more tests to see what came out of their friends' butts.

After a few days, they finally got results in the form of a newspaper.

"Read this." Alex said.

"Giant Feces terrorizing downtown Detroit..." read Harvey. "Eyewitnesses say they have seen smelly giant 'poop' things rolling down the streets smashing cars and crushing people. 4 seriously injured and 1 dead."

"That is gross beyond all things gross..."

"Well at least we know the problem," said Sandee. "Now for the hypothesis!"

"I suggest we get a sample of your poo and--"

"What?!"

"You aint gettin' none of mah poo!"

"But we need it for testing! This may be the only way to stop those giant poos!"

The friends hesitated for a while before deciding it was for the best.

"Fine, but you're treating us to Taco Bell!"

To be continued. [coz I'm tired and its late... p.s. the story just gets weirder and weirder]