Ep 1.3

After giving them a sample of their poo (wonder what that would look like...)
Alex has discovered something about the giant poo.
"It seems that they cannot survive without adding more filth to themselves," Alex explained.
"So they keep adding more and more dirt to themselves and they will keep getting bigger and bigger."
"BIGGER?" Harvey complained. "They're already the size of a house!"
"The only way to stop them is to dry them up."
"How will we do that? Blow on them?"
"Sandee and I will work on a drying spray."
"We suggest you go stop them from spreading!" Sandee said.
"Eeeew, like, you want us to touch those icky things???" Lyca whined in that whiny voice she has.
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"No way. I'm not touching those things."
"Neither am I!"
Annika and Lyca don't want to go with Ashley, Harvey and Paolo because they said its "too gross".
"Hey, what happened to CJ?"
Oh yeah, CJ was still in the canal, Alex and Sandee never bothered to wonder where she went.
"I have an idea!" said the brilliant Ashley. "You two look for CJ while we stop the poo ourselves."
"Fine."
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Lyca and Annika ask around if they saw a girl with curly hair and balat and one construction guy said he knows a guy who knows a guy's cousin who has a friend whose second cousin has this friend whose son saw a girl fall down a manhole.
So the two sissy girlies--I mean, sophisticated girls, looked in every manhole they could find in Utah.
While Ashley, Harvey and Paolo, the brilliant, brave and bombacious group, were chasing to giant poop away from Detroit.
The poop went down a canal and they BRAVELY followed.
Lyca and Annika found a manhole where a kid said he saw a girl fall in.
"Why didn't you tell anyone?" demanded Annika.
"It was so funny and I was laughing so hard, I forgot it was real." he replied.
"Stupid little brat..." Lyca mumbled and glared as the boy happily skipped away. "I hope you fall into a canal..."
So the two girls went down and took out their flashlights and called out for CJ.
Meanwhile, the other three were still chasing the poop.
The two girls were walking, looking for signs of CJ.
And then the two groups met each other.
"Hey! You said you didn't want to chase the poop!"
"We weren't! We were looking for CJ!"
"CJ's here? Awww... poor girl..." sympathized the super kind Ashley.
"Didn't Alex and Sandee give her money?" asked Harvey.
"Yeah, she doesn't have to live here!" said Paolo.
"Yeah she can live with us!"
"Tsssss..." Lyca said. "She doesnt live here!"
"She fell down a canal!" said Annika.
"Oh..."
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In the meantime, let's look at what's going on with CJ.
Hmm... san na kaya sila? CJ thought. Kanina pa ko naghihintay! Gutom na gutom na ko!
She looked around.
At the end of the tunnel, she saw them approaching.
"Ah! Buti nandito na kayo!"
"Nrrrrmnrrrrmrnrmmm," replied the poop.
"Anong pagkain kinuha niyo para sakin today?" she asked.
"Nrrrmrnrrmrnrmrnm," they said... -.O
"Yum! Ang sarap! Baka naman galing sa basura ulit!"
Awww... poor CJ... but hey! Here comes the great Ashley and her friends!
"CJ! Finally nahanap ka na namin!"
"Ashley! Anong ginagawa mo dito?"
"Wait lang... kausap mo ba ung mga taeng yan?"
"Oo, bakit?"
"......"
[In YM, that would be :-&]
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After they rescued CJ from the canal (which she couldnt do herself because she didnt know how to open a manhole cover) and explained to the poop that they had to be dried up because they werent that nice to look at, CJ and the poops were exchanging a tearful farewell.
"Mamimiss ko kayo!" wept CJ. "Salamat sa pagkain!"
"Nrmrmrrrrrmmm!" the poops said, which in english means 'Thanks for your poo.'
And they hugged.
Awwwww... But nobody wanted to hug CJ coz PU! Shes smelly...
So they returned to the Hub.

While CJ was taking a shower, they reflected on their adventure.
"It's more of a MISadventure, actually," admitted Harvey.
"Yeah..."
"Why does everything weird happen to us?"
"Yeah!"
"We're a bunch of weird magnets..."
"A Weird Bunch!"
"With crazy misadventures..."

And so with that discussion, the came to be known as The Weird Bunch. And their misadventures were chronicled in the story/comic/future TV series (haha):

The Misadventures of The Weird Bunch

End of Season 1

Note from the Author: Yeah I know it's short and corny but that's all I have for now, I'm still reviewing for the exams and longtest... but hey! I always find something weird going on in school! And if you find anything weird, tell me so we can make something out of it. P.S. The thing you're waiting for, is coming very very soon... SHIELD ;)