Ep 2.3

"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!"
A few minutes after the scene, Harvey was still trying to accept the fact that he's gay.
"Its okay, Harvey," comforted Paolo. "We're here for you!"
"Yeah, we don't care if you're gay," said Ashley. "We like you for who you are inside!"
"Pfffff, yeeeeeah RIGHT..." said Lyca.
"But how can I be gay?" Harvey moaned. "I'm so macho!"
"Uh..."
"Yeah, sure..."
"Tssss..."
"Wait a second..." Harvey thought. "I was, like, in the supermarket when it, like, all started..."
FLASHBACK:
Harvey was looking around for super macho deodorant (or something...) when he walked past the tv. American Idle was starting their auditions and Harvey, knowing that idiots like to audition, stopped to watch.
"Our next auditioner will be Mr. Lee, an African native who came all the way there just to audition," said Ryan Oceancrest. "Let's see whether he's going to Hollywood.. or to Africa..."
So Mr. Lee went in front of the judges, Randy Jackdaughter, Paula Achoo and Simon Cow.
And he sang... if you don't know who Mr.Lee is, too bad, because you can NEVER imagine... how... horribly PAINFUL it is... at this part, we all just totally black out... its too horrible... lets just skip it..
And now it is time to hear what the judges think.
"Yo, dawg," said Randy. "I'm feelin' yo vibes man, but... its just not... tv material, ya feel me? So I'm gonna say... no on this one, man, sorry, dawg..."
"Ok... ok..." said Lee, hiding his tears.
"Oh, Lee..." tsk-ed Paula. "You're... a... an... a... a wonderful singer... bu... but... y..you...you're just not... not... i.. it, I'm sorry..."
"Its... o.. o..okay..." trembled Lee.
Now time for Simon Cow.
"Lee, tha' wuzz... a terribur terribur pefohmans!" he said in the English accent of his.
"What???" exclaimed Lee in a high pitched voice.
"Ah mee, seeyohslee, Leeh! Tha wuzz howibul! Ah dont think I've evah heard anything like THA befow!"
"But, it wasnt THAT horrible was it?"
"Eht wuzz! Eht wuzz, eht wuzz eht, wuzz! Tha wuzz the mows howibul theng I've evah heard! I's likhe the beckgrawnd myoozic fow the Ehnd o the wor'd!"
"... what???"
"Ugh, don' youw ghet it yhet?"
"... I dont understand what you're saying!"
"Well, nobody does, Lee," comes in Ryan Oceancrest. "Well, unfortunately, that's 3 nos... I guess you're going back to Africa, byebye!"
Harvey stared, this strange feeling rushing through him... he could feel it... it was coming...
PROOOOOOOT.
"Phew! Shouldn't have had that burrito for lunch..."
So Harvey was riding his totally awesome Porsche on the way home when he had to stop because he felt nauseous. He puked in the neighbor's yard.

"...and that's all I remember..."
"You dont remember coming in and telling me you got me a friggin' granola bar?" Paolo asked.
"Oh, yeah!" Harvey said. "And Paolo, you should really watch your figure, you don't wanna get fat, do you? Gynecoids are like, so last season!"
"Better than turning gay..."
"Well," Alex said. "I will have to watch a video of that audition."
"Okay, I'll log on to MyPipe then." Sandee said.

While Alex and Sandee were doing their stuff, Harvey was taking a shower and Paolo wanted to take one too but since the girls spend so much time in the bathroom, there was none left. So he went to tell Harvey to hurry up.
"Harvey! Hurry UP! I wanna take a bath now!"
But Harvey couldn't hear him because he was singing too loudly.
"I am BEEyootiFUL! No matter whaaaat they saaaaay..." he sang.
"Urgh," said Paolo, disgusted. "I forgot.. I'm the only boy in this house now..."
Unfortunately, Paolo decided to wait outside the bathroom forHarvey to finish. And coincidentally, the song Harvey was singing was the same song the Lee sang for American Idle!
So a few minutes later, Paolo felt nauseous himself and puked.
"Uh-oh..."

"What's up, sisTER?" asked Paolo. "Hey, aren't the Jo Bros soooooo, like, cuuuute??!!"
"Oh--" said Ashley.
"My--" said Annika.
"Grapes!" said Lyca.
"What?"
"My grapes have finally turned into raisins!" she clapped happily. "What were you saying?"
"Paolo's got the gay virus!"
"Oh no!" Lyca gasped. "Now we're all girls in the building!"
"Hey, thats a good thing!" said Annika.
"Yeah but I didn't include that in the 'Oh no' part."
"So why did you say it?"
"Why do I have to tell you every reason I say something?"
"You dont! I just dont get what the hell you're saying sometimes!"
"Can we get back to the point???" interrupted the greatest interrupter in the world, Ashley.
"Which is?"
"PAOLO'S GOT THE GAY VIRUS!"
"Why do you call it the gay virus?"
"Yeah, it could be called GAYstigma, dysGAYsima, HIGay..."
"Because its too hard to type!"
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And once again the author is getting tired... I think I'll play dota now.. byebye and good riddance!
[Edited October 20th of the year 2008, 7:38 of the clock PM. The gynecoid part was dedicated to Ms.Manio who is celebrating her __st/nd/rd/th birthday today. Gynecoid is also referred to as Gynoid. They both come from the Greek 'gyno', 'gynaikos', 'gyneco-' all combining forms meaning woman because Gynecoid Obesity is Fat distribution in a female fashion. How absurd and not to mention sexist to be only connected to the feminine race although I have seen men with this shape. Oh, and for those who answered in the Exam that Gynecoid was the apple-shape and Android was the pear-shape, you are so totally misled and I pity your ignorance. What fools walk this Earth... you are unworthy to read this blog... GET OUT! Turn off your computer and read a book or something to fill that empty coconut on your head! It is unknown to me the reason of my harsh personality on the closing hour of 7 PMof the clock. Now I have to delete this malware I got from the insanely annoying Computer Lubb...]