Ep 2.1

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"You're such a loser!"
"Why are you even here?"
"Yeah, nobody likes you!"
"You nerd! You stink!"
These are the words Shield hears at least twice a day. She is the most unpopular girl in the whole school. Actually, the people who say these words are the unpopular ones. The cool ones dont even talk to her but they know she's the weirdest weirdo in the school.
When Shield hears these words, she just ignores them and walks away. But this doesnt always work because--
SPLAAAT.
"Eeeew, nerd! What's that on your face???"
"Oh, sorry! I must've accidentally thrown my barf-bag to your.... is that even a face???"
And the next day...
"Yucky! What's THAT??? Oh, its Shield."
"You call that hair???"
"Hey, how did you grow volcanoes on your face? Oh wait... those are pimples! LOSER!"
And the next day...
"What crawled up you and died?"
"Peeee-yooo! It smells like a Shield is coming this way!"
Every hurtful thing that can be said was being said to her every single day.
Even on weekends they shout it out as they passed her house.

Years later on graduation...
"Hey, Shield! I bet you're glad to graduate, huh? Now you can join the Nerds of the World!"
"Yeah, and the UN! Ugly Nerds!"
"You are the biggest LOSER to ever be born!"
By this time, Shield was used to all these taunts and teases. But there was one she could never forget... because it was so ouch.
"You're such a WEIRDO!"
Those words were still echoing in her head when she arrived home... she couldnt sleep... even when she was taking a shower... for months it haunted her. She didn't even apply for a job yet because of those words...
Then, as she was brushing her teeth, she wondered what was so weird about her.
I'm not weird! she thought, I do everything normal people do! I eat, I breathe, I take a bath everyday! Well... twice a week but that's good enough! I brush my teeth! I...
If there was a lightbulb in her bathroom, it would light up. But since she has no job, she has no money so she brushes in the dark. She once brushed her nose by accident... anyway back to the story!
She had this brilliant idea that would prove that she wasn't such a weirdo!
"Bwahahahaha..." she laughed evilly. "You will never call me weird ever again...!!!"
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PRESENT DAY

The Weird Bunch has decided that they will help the society by fighting evil weirdos. And their first mission was finally here.
"There have been reported robberies in the supermarkets," said Alex. "You'd better check it out."
"What's weird about that?"
"The robber didn't steal anything."
"So why is it called a robbery?"
"Dunno that's just what the police said..."
"How did they even know it was a robbery if nothing was stolen? What if nothing happened?"
"There was a broken window."
"Oh."
So the Weird Bunch went to the said supermarket and investigated. Nothing was stolen but it was obvious someone broke in.
So the brilliant Ashley had a brilliant suggestion.
"Maybe... the robber was looking for something... and it wasn't here..." she said.
"We'll just wait and see then..."
So the next day, there was another robbery but nothing was stolen again.
"You're right, Ash!" said Harvey, impressed.
"Duh, I'm always right."
So that night, they planned a trap in the remaining supermarket that wasnt robbed. At midnight they saw the robber.
"Stop in the name of... us!" said Annika.
"Us?" asked Lyca.
"Well, I cant say law because we're not policemen!"
"So? I'm not a chef but I say 'bon apetit' whenever I make you a sandwich!"
"Yeah... but those are gross..."
"What?!? You said you liked them!"
"Duh! I didnt wanna hurt your feelings!"
"But you're doing that now!"
"Oh yeah... well I didnt wanna hurt your feelings in front of everyone!"
"But everyone's here!"
"DUDES!" interrupted Ashley. "The robber's getting away!"
Indeed, as Annika and Lyca squabbled, the robber ran as fast as he/she could. And so it was up to the fastest runner, Harvey to catch him/her.
The robber turned out to be a narcissist girl. Apparently, she was the most popular girl in school and she doesn't want anyone to know that she has dandruff. And she searched on the internet that the best anti-dandruff shampoo was "Knees and Toes" but they didn't have stock in any of the supermarkets so she had to keep robbing them.
"Knees and Toes?" Paolo raised an eyebrow. [In ym, its the /:)]
"Yeah," the girl replied. "They say its way better than 'Foggy'."
"But did you try 'Foggy'?" asked Lyca.
"No, why?"
"So how do you know 'Knees and Toes' is better than 'Foggy'?"
She thought for a moment.
"... I dont..."
"So...?"
"Okay, I'll try 'Foggy' and let you know what happens!"
"Okay, what's your cell number?"
"Gimme a piece of paper, I'll write it down..."
"Are you unli?"
"Aw, no I'm Smart."
"Aw, too bad..."
"But Smart has better signal than Globe."
"Yeah but Globe has the iPhone so, like... nice.."
"Yeah, that's a good point..."
"EXCUSE ME." interrupted Harvey. "It's 12 am, I need some sleep, can we wrap this up, please?"
"Sorry," apologized Lyca. "Hey, what's your name by the way?"
"I'm Lika! You?"
"..."
(o.O)

[This episode was dedicated to Lyca, one of the only 3 readers. Dude, Lika is not you, k? I just needed something weird to write... oh, and you should be HONORED to have a dedication wahahahaha]
[This episode was, like, full of nonsense talking from Lyca hahaha...]