Ep 2.5

"So what's your big idea?" asked Paolo.
Ashley, Paolo, Alex and Sandee were back in the Hub while Annika and Lyca kept looking for Harvey, hopefully they don't see another lemonade stand.
"The cure is exercise, right? Then lets give 'em something to run for!"
"Like what?"
"Well, obviously, we gather up things that gays looooove!"
"Like what?"
"Hmm..."
So they gathered up all things gay, stuffed animals, lipstick, powder, tight clothes, pictures of Brad Pitt, a DVD of Sex and the City, lacy dresses, etc. etc. and gathered them up into a huge pile which was later called, The Pile of All Things Gay. In other books, it is referred to as The Gay Magnet.
After assembling all these 'things'. They prepared the megaphone.
"Okay, so... who's gonna talk?" asked Paolo.
"Like, duh! Me!"
"Fine..."
"Attention 'children' of Lee!" she anounced.
Her face appeared on the giant screen in the middle of the city. All gay heads turned to face the screen.
"There is one, huge, gigantic pile of stuffed animals, autographed pictures of Brad Pitt, free DVDs of Sex and the City with special Behind-the-scenes features located at the intersection of Meiosis Street and Mitosis Avenue. Hurry or they'll all be gone by sundown!"
A few seconds pause while this bit of information passes through their waxy ears and into their brains.
The sound of distant rumbling told Ashley that they were coming.
"Tss.. this'll be over in a minute..." she tssed.
It was, indeed. In exactly 60 seconds, the gays arrived at the intersection of Meiosis St. and Mitosis Ave. panting, sweating and stinkin'.
"What the hell am I doing here?" asked a fireman.
"And check out all the gay crap," said a policeman.
[Haha, it seems that all examples of people are firemen and policemen haha]
"I'm glad that worked out well." said Paolo.
"Another excellent job well done by the Weird Bunch." said Lyca.
So in a classic ending, the Weird Bunch stood side-by-side watching the sun set on their adventure....
"WAIT!"
"What's up, dude?" asked Lyca.
"HARVEY!"
"Oh yeah! Where is that guy?"
[I actually really DID forget about Harvey haha sorry, buddy!]

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Somewhere in a tall building...
"Mwahahahaha!" mwaha-ed Lee. "They, like, totally fell for it!"
"Tss.." tssed Harvey, shaking his head.
Oh, its not what you think! I'll tell you the scenario.
Harvey is tied up in a straight-backed wooden chair (gasp! those hurt!) while Lee is watching the weird bunch think they were successful in spoiling his plan.
"They think they're SO great, those Weird Bunch!" he snarled.
"Well... we are."
"Who said you could talk?" snapped Lee.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, your royal pain-in-my--"
"Sssssh! No swearing! This is a kid's story, remember?"
"I was gonna say 'butt'!"
Lee glared at Harvey.
"Nah, I was gonna say pain-in-my-ass."
Lee gasped.
"So what do you plan on doing to me anyway?" asked a calm, cool and aloof Harvey.
"I am soooo addicted to how THIN you are!" Lee bursted.
"Why, thank you, I get that a lot."
"And I love your hair! What do you put on it?"
"I use papaya extract and thank you, but I'd like to have my hair on my body, if you dont mind."
"Oh, you will..." Lee giggled mischievously. "Your body wont be damaged... it just wont be yours anymore. Mwahahahahaha! Are you wondering what I'm planning to do? Are ya? Are ya?"
"I already know. You're planning a brain transplant so your brain will be in my body. Tsk, tsk. How cliche..."
"Who cares? At least I look like you!"
"So what now? You have a crush on me?"
No answer.
"I'm flattered that you like me but I don't think I want to be fat, dark and have issues."
"There's nothing you can do! You're tied up to a chair!"
"That's what you think." Harvey replied ever so coolly. "While you were confessing your secret love for me, I untied myself."
"You're bluffing!" accused Lee.
"Seriously, people these days... they dont think!"
Harvey removed the loose ropes, stood up, walked over to Lee, boinked him on the head and jumped out the window. Why, you ask? Because right at that moment, the Weird Bunch's private jet, piloted by Ashley (coz I'm she's the only one that knows how to drive) swerved right under him and he landed COOLLY into the seat behind her.
"Perfect timing. What made you realize?" he asked as he buckled in his seatbelt (SAFETY FIRST!)
"I couldn't hear Lee crying."
"Oh."

THE END OF THIS SEASON.
The Author would like to dedicate this season finale to Harvey, who is SO cool and SO NOT gay.
Clues about the next season:

-story is now about Lyca D' Lam
-I think it should be rated PG13
-for blood and gore content >:] MWAHAHAHAHA
-dont worry she wont die
-yet! mwahahahaha >:]
-juz keedun!
-or am I? MWAHAHAHAHa >:]

By the way, nobody has come up to me yet about the Letter E Challenge so you can still see me. Deadline is Nov.10,2008. Monday.

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