Ep 2.2

The Weird Bunch's next adventure!

Harvey just came home from grocery shopping.
"Omg, its like totally burrrning outside, like, right now!" he said as he fans his sweaty face.
"So what stuff did you buy?" Paolo asked.
"Well..." Harvey said happily (gayly, if I may say so myself). "I know you asked me to buy you bacon but those are like, totally fattening, so look! I got you fat-free granola bars!"
Paolo looked at Harvey in disgust.
"Why?"
"Because! Like, these days ya gotta watch for your figure! Ya know?"
"What the hell, you--!"
"Op op op! No swearing! This is a kid's story!" Harvey waggled his finger. "And you so have to, like, get rid of all that pressure! Listen, I'll take you to my spa tomorrow and I promise! It'll turn from a bulldog to a butterfly...!"
And with that, Harvey skipped off to the kitchen.
"What's up with Harvey?" asked Ashley.
"Oh, no!" realized Paolo. "I think...! I think he's...!"

"...GAY!"

Ashley Magz presents...

Episode 2.2

"Omg! Harvey's like, totally, like, GAY!"

[P.S. before you jump to conclusions, finish reading it first!]

"What will we do???"

"This is a MAJOR problem!"

"I know!"

"We've gotta interfere!"

"Yeah, but how?"

The STRAIGHT Weird Bunch were having a meeting about their dilemma. [For those vocabularily challenged, straight means not gay or not lesbo]

"But this just happened today!" observed Alex. "There must be some sort of.. Gay Virus spreading!"

"Hey, I have this book about gays, I'll go get it!" said Paolo.

And he brings out the Chronicles of the Gay Demon (Copyright ©. Property of Haku & Tenshin with cooperation of J2dmax. 2008).

"What can the book tell us?"

"It tells the history of the Gay Demon..."

"Oh..."

[For more information, please go to rosschroniclesofthegaydemon.blogspot.com ;)]

Back to the story.... (ellipsis haha)

"We have to test Harvey to see if he's really gay..." Sandee said.

"Let's begin with the most basic tests..."

So during lunch, they began their first test. They put ketchup on the table where Harvey puts his elbow (I know, its bad manners to put your elbows on the table).

"Uhm, Harv, you got some dirt on ya elbow..." said Lyca.

"Oh! Yucky!" he said and looked at his elbow... the gay-way!

The others gasped.

"What the matter?" Harvey asked.

"Nothing its just... like, what's the deal with ketchup nowadays? They're everywhere! Can't a guy get some mustard for once..."

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The second test was a little more gay-defining.

"Harv... dont you think my nails looks a little dry?" Annika asked.

"Hmm? Let me see..." Harvey leaned over and looked. "Oh, gosh, no! Your nails are absolutely stunning!"

"Why, thank you! How about yours?"

"Well, I recently just got a mani pedi so.... tadaaa!" Harvey showed his nails... the gay-way!

"Oh, noooo..." groaned Annika.

"Oh, don't be so jelly!" Harvey said. "Come with me and Paolo tomorrow I'm gonna take you there! Hm?"

"Oh... I think I'll pass..."

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The third and final test was the ultimate.

"Okay," Alex said. "This is the last, final, ultimate test... if Harvey gays off at this one, he is SO totally fully gay."

"Ok."

"Are you ready?"

"Ready."

"Then lets do it."

"Harvey, tonight's movie night!"

"Oh, yay! So... what movie did you guys pick for us tonight?"

"The Notebook!"

"m'kay! Let's watch!"

At the end of the movie... the Weird Bunch were observing Harvey intently...

And then--

SNIFF. SNIFF. SOB. SOB.

It was final. Harvey... is... gay.

"Nooooooooooo!" screamed the Weird Bunch in denial.

"I know!" Harvey sobbed. "Its so sad!"

"Its not that!"

"What is it then?"

"I hate to break it to you Harvey..." said Lyca.

"It's so... sad but..." said Annika.

"YOU'RE GAY!"

"...."

o.O

[P.S. The Author has to go to SM now which is why this episode is quite, like, short. Seeya!]